MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

PHOTO CREDIT: JOANNA FROM LOVE. OBSESS. INSPIRE.

just wanted to say a quick Merry Christmas to all my blogger friends. hope you all have a most lovely holiday filled with people and things you love most.

here is just a few of the things i will be enjoying this merry holiday.

delivering gifts. driving to see Christmas lights. opening new Christmas eve jammies with the kids. the annual in-laws family Christmas eve get-together. delish delights. apple cider. book exchange with loved ones. cheesecake. tying bows on gifts. stuffing stockings. watching the children squeal with delight. cleaning up wrapping paper disasters. egg nog. giving, giving, giving. a little bit of getting. mom's eggs souffle. hot cocoa Christmas morn. cinnamon rolls. seeing all the generations gather. cherry chocolates. reindeer cookies. a crisp twenty. delivering cheer. puzzle-putting-togethering. annual Christmas night sleepover with the cousins. playing games with the family. watching a Christmas story. a candy cane or two. celebrating the birth of our Savior. finding joy in the little things.

I wanted to share with you my very favorite Christmas song. And it's lyrics say everything I wish for you this holiday. I really do hope you have yourself a merry little Christmas.

DEAR ANONYMOUS:

Dear Anonymous,

If you are any sort of regular reader of my blog, you will know that:

a) I tend to be slightly pessimistic. And by slightly, I mean a lot. If you are looking for a happy blog, you are most definitely in the wrong place. So, if you don't like it, move along.

and

b) I find sarcasm quite delightful. Sorry if this rubs you the wrong way.

Most sincerely,

Amy


Oh and if that wasn't clear enough, I have decided to compile the rest of my hatred about the first trimester into one really pessimistic, really negative post kind of as a way to say hallelujah that I am officially as of this week moving along into my second trimester. Here goes nothing.

01. I am fairly certain there is not a baby in my upper arm chub. Even though it looks like it. I am officially in that I don't look pregnant, yet I do look fat phase. This sucks.

02. I am getting zero sleep. I wake up just about every 2 hours. Either to pee, or from all the bizarre pregnancy dreams. Then it takes me at least a half hour to get back to sleep. This also sucks. Especially for my husband.

03. I am absolutely no fun to be around. At all. I am moody, don't feel one bit like myself, and I cry at the drop of a hat. I cried twice last night at So You Think You Can Dance. It's pathetic.

04. I have zero energy. It's like my butt has an automatic magnetic pull towards both the couch and my bed. But I sleep like crap. Very frustrating. This sucks.

05. I have the complexion of a teenager. Enough said. This really sucks.

06. I am hungry ALL the time. And not that emotional hungry that Bob Green talks about, but the "seriously if you don't eat something soon, I'm gonna puke" kinda hungry. And just about every hour on the hour. This is no fun. I feel fat, and am fat. But I can't stop eating. This sucks bad.

07. Realizing that I have 6 more months of this to go. Ugg.



And that's about all the negativity I can muster up at this point.







Now, if you actually took the time to read all of that, I must also say, that deep down somewhere beneath my very sarcastic layer of fat, I (of course) am truly happy to be pregnant. Thrilled, even. I mean we didn't try to get pregnant for almost a good portion of an entire year, for nothing. I wanted this pregnancy. And am thrilled that everything seems to be moving along nicely. I realize that this is a blessing, as many women (some very close to me) have had a very hard time getting and staying pregnant. I get that. Maybe not completely, but in some sort of small way, I get it. And honestly, it makes me really, really, sad. Sad, that I don't understand why all women can't experience the joy of having children. Honestly. Sad, that all women don't get to experience the pure elation of hearing that heartbeat for the first time. Or sad that they won't get to feel the pure joy of feeling your baby move inside of you. Sad, that they won't get to feel what it feels like to be thisclose to the veil as your baby is birthed into this world.

But that being said, it doesn't mean, just because I'm pregnant, I'm going to tiptoe around the fact that I am, or that I think it sucks. Listen. I get it. Life could be a lot worse. I could not be able to have children at all, I could have some sort of cancer. One of my children could. I could live on the streets, heck I could be dead. (Now that would really suck.) But I'm not. I'm just a mom to two children, trying daily to get through this first truly terrible trimester in any way I know how. And if it's by humor and sarcasm and complaining, than so be it. I am sincerely sorry if I come off as blase, or ungrateful in any way. I guess what it comes down to, is I'm not really all that great at expressing all the good (and there is a lot)in my life. It seems much easier to talk about the mundane, or to complain about the bad stuff, or rag on some stupid celebrity.

So anonymous, I really am happy to be pregnant, and bottom line, I realize that that doesn't suck.

MARK'S TRIBUTE

Just one of the thousands of reasons I think Glee is, er was, the best show on T.V.

Humble actors who make tributes to their crew. Hopefully more of these little vids come out from Mark to hold us over till April. Enjoy!

THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT THE FIRST TRIMESTER PART 4

Not getting to eat any turkey on Thanksgiving.

I know right? It’s almost sac-religious. Well, thanks to bundle-of-joy number three the mere thought of meat during this pregnancy, has me rushing to the restroom to vomit. So, rather than chance it, I thought I’d just steer clear. Only, that's pretty much impossible to do on Thanksgiving, cause Turkey smells are everywhere. I mean, pretty much, besides the whole being grateful thing, the whole point of Thanksgiving is to eat and devour as much turkey as humanly possible. Right?


So, Not having any turkey on Thanksgiving? Now that really, sucks.

SAVING MOOLAH THIS CHRISTMAS : Updated with one more!

So, since we are in a bit of a recession, I thought I'd go ahead and give you all a nice little one-up this holiday. Save yourself a few bucks and instead of buying gift tags, print out your own. There are some adorable gift tags out there on the world wide web just waiting to be printed out, cut up and added to your gifts. So, do yourself a favor, and check them out.

01. Orange You Lucky --just love the whimsical look of these.

02. Domestifluff via papercrave --simple and sweet.

03. papercrave's 2008 design -- comes in three delicious color palates red & teal, fuchsia & lime, and light blue & dark blue.

04. papercrave's 2006 snowman design --who doesn't love teal & chartreuse?

05. Fresh Picked Whimsy -- too cute

06. UpUpCreative.com --no silly pictures here.

07. Living Locurto --love the ho cubed!

08. Vol25 -- if you love here stuff, you will love these.

09. Creature comforts -- vintage holiday love. Comes in red or blue.

10. Lollychops --simple yet again.

And because I love you, a few extra holiday freebies.

11. Goodie bag toppers. Fill a sandwich baggie with goodies, and fold and staple tag to bags!

12. mailing lables. --so going to be using these!

13. homebaked cookie tags.

14. Christmas gift ideas/tags.

15. Christmas wish list for kids.

16. mitten postcard

17. gingerbread postcard

18. christmas stockings

19. presents postcard

Oh and one more: Holiday Party Invitations from loveobsessinspire. --Love these!

Now, as with any good online freebie printable, it is best to use heavy card stock and set your printer to it's best printing capabilities. Enjoy!

A LITTLE BIT OF T-SHIRT LOVE

I know this post is a little late, but Hubs actually got this beauty for me about two weeks ago. Isn't my husband the best? I've been wearing it, and loving it pretty much every day ever since. And I either get huge eye rolls, or huge high fives. It's awesome.

So, yeah, thanks Hubs for the Max Hall hateraid. I love it!


P.S. I realize this just might be the worst picture of me ever. But see, this is how much I love this shirt. I'm willing to put pretty much the ugliest picture of me ever taken in the history of all of my ugly self portrait shots out for the entire world wide web to see, cause they will also see my pride. GO UTES!!!

THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT THE FIRST TRIMESTER PART 3

Feeling like I’m going to blow chunks all day long.

I swear, it’s like I’m on that incessant tea cup ride at Disney Land, except it’s the never-ending tea cups. Never. Ending.

And all the while the world is spinning, and the nausea feels as though it has taken over my body and I might barf everywhere, I have two children yelling at me, that “I want a cookie!” “I want a toy!” “I want a drink!” “I want to play Candy land!” “I want, I want, I want!”

So that’s when I go slightly crazy and I yell at them, “Oh really? Cause I just want to get off this stupid tea cup ride!”


They just stare at me as though an alien has taken over my body. Which, crazily enough, is exactly what has happened.

Oh the joys of the first trimester.

THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT THE FIRST TRIMESTER PART 2

BEING DRAWN TO ANY AND ALL PREGNANCY RELATED TV SHOWS.

And believe you me, this definitely sucks. Come on, you've seen em, as you've been browsing your TV viewing options. They can mostly be found on the Discovery Health Channel, TLC, that sort of channel. They are shows that in my normal life I would pass on by without even thinking about possibly watching. But it's like, now that I'm pregnant, I am just sucked into them. All the crazy baby shows. Birth Day, Bringing Baby Home, and Multiple Births. This sort of thing. I mean, really, how bad to these shows suck? Really bad. But without a doubt, every time I get pregnant, I find myself watching these silly shows. And usually in my first trimester. It's honestly pathetic. But it's like I can't help it. I'm like a moth to a flame. A housefly to a porch light. I. Just. Can't. Resist.

But while we are on the topic, can we just talk about the single most ridiculous baby show on T.V., for just a moment? It's called "I didn't Know I Was Pregnant". And it's absolutely insane. It's a 30 minute show recapping different women and their experiences having babies, when they didn't know they were pregnant. Now, wait just a milly moment people. This is absolutely NOT possible. Right? This show makes me laugh, and just think how many delusional people are out there. I mean really. You come home from work, have really bad cramping thinking it's gas, and that you just need to pass a large poop. Go into the bathroom, and plop, out pops a baby. Um, No!! This is just not possible. You mean, to tell me, that you didn't have one single solitary side effect of pregnancy? Yeah, right. I've been pregnant three times, and I'd have to have been retarded not to know. And so far, out of the twenty or so (sad, i know) episodes I've seen, none of them have been mentally disabled. Although, after each episode I really do question their ability to be alive and live on this planet and mother a child. I mean, not even a single symptom? No weight gain? No super-spidey smell? No nausea? And you didn't feel the baby kick even once? Yeah, right. As if. With both of my last I felt like an alien had taken over my body with all of the goings-on in my uterus. And the clincher? Every time at the end of the episode when they are interviewing the "mothers", they ask them how they didn't know, and without a doubt every single lady says, they still had their period every single month. Again, Yeah, right. I mean they do realize it's actually humanly impossible to have a period while pregnant? IMPOSSIBLE. And yes, I know people sometimes do spot, but every month, on the month for 9 months? Yeah, right. Give. Me. A. Break. And the most insane thing of all, is that they don't have like one or two episodes of this show, they have zillions. Yes, zillions. In fact on Thanksgiving, they ran an entire marathon day-long worth of episodes. Meaning, there are lots and lots of really dumb women out there.

Sorry about this post sounding like a guest spot on SNL's "REALLY, with Seth and Amy" but I mean, come on. Really?

PUT ON YOUR YAMAKA IT'S TIME FOR CHANUKAH

In honor of tonight being the kickoff of Chanukah, I thought I'd throw up an oldie but a goodie.

Enjoy!! And Happy Chanukah!

THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT THE FIRST TRIMESTER PART 1

So, whilst I was in the throws of the first trimester and hating every second I decided to write an ongoing series I like to call, "Things That Suck About The First Trimester." Yeah, don't worry people, just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm all happy and nice and full of positivity. Nope, my pessimism is in full force. So, read if you like, pass if you don't. They are mostly, short and too-the point and full of negativity. Just call me the grinch. Fair warning friends. Enoy!





Things That Suck About The first Trimester Part 1:

Super-Spidey Senses.


And in particular my sense of smell. Holy guacamole. It’s like my sense of smell is on steroids. And it is no fun.


There I am the other day, trying to be healthy and not gain 70 pounds like with the last two chilins, at spin class, and it’s all I can do to not walk out of there, because of the overwhelming stench of B.O. and sweat. It was horrible. I honestly kept gagging and dry heaving. And trust me, it wasn’t much better once I got out of that horrid spin room. The entire gym smelt foul. And I know this is a pregnancy thing, cause I’ve never been to the gym and thought it smelled like permanent armpits. And trust me, I go, almost every day. I'm seriously considering which is worse at this point; Gaining seventy extra pounds or smelling B.O. for an hour every day?

Then I get home and the house smells terrible. And so I go on a search with my super-nose to find the culprit, only thing is that the ENTIRE place smells gross. So, first I tie a scarf around my face and nose, cause really, I didn't have a sars mask on hand, and I empty every garbage can, run the disposal for fifteen minutes, and literally threw away everything in the fridge that was older than a week old. When Hubs got home and opened the fridge I'm pretty sure he thought we'd been robbed. It looks pretty darn pathetic in there with a 1/2 gallon of milk and a carton of eggs and pretty much nothing else.

On the positive side, the fridge is clean. On the negative, we're having eggs and milk and mustard for dinner.

Oh, the joys of pregnancy.

THE BIGGEST LOSER: DANNY

So, I realize I could have just stuck this post in with the other one, but I felt like Danny's transformation, and win last night was so amazing that he deserved his own post. This picture totally doesn't do his before and after justice, but the man looks like a completely different person. I told Hubs when he came out for his reveal that he looked a bit like Mel Gibson. I am so happy that he won. He was so fun to watch all season.

On a side note. How fabulous did Rebecca look? That hair was genius. So happy for her. And Rudy, looked great too! But Tracy? She was almost scary looking with her protein face. I am glad she is healthy, but I'm afraid the minute she takes one bite of a carb she is going to revert back to fat Tracy. Just like Bob says, the people who loose the weight for the competition and for game play always gain it back. I really hope that doesn't happen to her.

But Great Job Danny! Congrats! You DESERVE it!

I'M JUST SAYIN' . . .

Is it just me, or is the stalkerish over-the-top-obvious crush that Adam Shankman has on this seasons' Jakob starting to make anyone else uncomfortable? It's like, I just want to smack Adam upside the head and tell him he sounds like a silly schoolgirl with all his barfy comments. There is so much sexual tension between these two that it's almost distracting. And Adam's comments are so too-much that it almost makes me a little embarrassed for him. And if I were Jakob, I'd be just a little weirded out.

Hey, I'm just sayin'.



And on a much, much, much lighter note. Glee is on tonight. Oh, how this has quickly turned into my favorite show on T.V. And that's saying something. However, I did hear, they were going on hiatus until next year--like until June. I so hope this is just a rumor. I would really miss the genius that is Glee.

THE DECISION

Well, as you probably guessed. Yes, I am pregnant. And since this blog o'mine is sorta like also my journal, cause I'm lazy, here is where I'm going to put down into words my thoughts about our decision to get pregnant. Feel free to read or not read. It will probably be very wordy and boring. Just so you know.

So I know most of you are probably thinking that I've lost my mind. Which, I just might have. I know I said I wouldn't be having any more kids. Ever. And in all honesty, I really, really wanted this to be the case. . . for a long time. And really, it's not because I'm some kid-hater or something, it's just that well, I honestly, HATE, despise, loathe really, being pregnant. For me, it's just no fun whatsoever. So, when Hubs and I started throwing around the idea of having more children we started off really slow. First it was, "Oh our kids are so easy now. Everyone can buckle themselves in by themselves. Everyone can poop and pee by themselves. Everyone can get themselves dressed and entertain themselves." And perhaps if I'd been wise, I would have said, "Yes, and why go ahead and mess it all up?" But instead I said, "Yeah, they are getting easy, and it would be nice to maybe start possibly discussing having another."

So we did. We discussed. And at first, I was really only interested in adoption. I mean, let's be honest here people. I hate pregnancy so much, that at first, the only way I was willing to have another child in the family was if someone else carried, and birthed it. Seriously. That was the place I was in. So we talked about it. And decided that it was a good thing. Figured we were good parents, and could provide a nice home for a baby that someone else wasn't quite ready for yet. We got all the paper work for it, and then when it came time to submit and get serious, well, it just didn't feel right for some reason. I started thinking about all those people who can't get pregnant, and who really, really want to adopt a baby. And would I, selfishly, be taking one of theirs? I mean, I was perfectly capable of carrying my own child, I just really didn't want to. Now, I'm not saying this isn't a completely valid reason for adoption, just for us, it didn't really feel right. Ya know?

So, then we talked about foster care for a short time, and then, after all this discussing somewhere amongst it all miracle happened, and I decided that it would in fact be nice to perhaps be pregnant again and have another child. And really, the only thing I can think is that it had been so long since I'd been pregnant (3.5 years) that my brain had forgotten all the terrible things about pregnancy and newborns. You see, it's just that I get incredibly sick when I'm pregnant. I don't mean to complain, but maybe actually I do. It's just absolutely the pitts. Feels like I am on the verge of barfing ALL. DAY. LONG. But for 8-EIGHT!!! weeks! It's insane. And the only thing that even remotely sounds good to eat are carbs. And the bad kind. Not vegetables and fruit. But bread, and English muffins, and party pizzas ;) And while I'm eating it's like the nausea miraculously subsides. And the minute I stop eating-- it comes back with a vengeance. And so, you can understand why I tend to gain a bit too much weight. And by a bit I mean, like seventy pounds. With each. And although I'm no brainiack, I'm pretty sure this is partly why pregnancy sucks so bad for me. I mean, carrying around 70 plus pounds is pretty darn miserable.

So, where was I? Oh yes. We decided to start trying. So, I get my IUD pulled (which is another post in and of itself. Let's just say after two doctors, one ultra-sound and one x-ray it was finally out). But this was right around the time I was going to see all the doctors about my ear. They had put me on some diuretics to see if that might help, but since you aren't supposed to take those while you are pregnant--we decided to postpone really trying for a few months so I could see if the diuretics would help at all. After two months, and no difference we decided to go ahead and start trying to get pregnant. And since with Thing 1 we got lucky on our first try, and Thing 2 was pretty much a surprise (I was still nursing Thing 1), I figured we wouldn't have any problems. Well, that wasn't exactly the case. I knew the IUD I'd had in for 3.5 years had messed up my hormones, but I didn't know exactly how much.

We tried for about six months with no luck. It was so interesting going through that time period. Going from not really wanting something (pregnancy) to by the end, just wanting it so badly. Why wasn't it working? Was I broken or something? And I immediately for the first time understood, if even only slightly, what it was like to want to have a baby, but for some reason your body wouldn't make it happen. Living my life in two week incriments was very insightful. Two weeks to ovulation. Two weeks till test time. So frustrating, yet so humbling at the same time. So, after six months of trying I decided to go and get my hormones tested. And finally I had an answer. All of my hormones were completely out of whack. That IUD had really screwed me up. My estrogen was too low. My progesterone was too low, and I had absolutely NO traces of testosterone at all. And well, this combination doesn't make for very fertile eggs. Pretty much she was surprised I was ovulating at all. So she put me on some all-natural plant-based hormones and wadaya know? That first month on them I got pregnant. Fabulous.

Then the nausea kicked in and I've been in hell ever since.

No. Just joking. But that's how it happened. How I went from being totally ambivalent about having a baby, to wanting a baby so badly, to now, not knowing if it was such a grand idea. I'm sure this feeling will subside along with my nausea. Hopefully.


I just want to thank all of you who commented on my last post or on face book with congratulations. It feels really great having so many wonderful friends and family out there who support me.

Thanks bloggers!

A LITTLE WORD PUZZLE

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A LITTLE HOLIDAY CHEER

So, just to show you all I wasn't kidding about my love for all things Christmas, I decided to put up some iphone pics of my Christmas decorations. Just to put the blog in the Christmas Spirit, I suppose. I actually put the decorations up before Thanksgiving, but decided to wait until at least December till I posted. You. Are. Welcome.
You gotta believe baby.

Since we don't have a fireplace. . . hooks will do.

The red ornament balls I got for a steal out at Ikea. I have two more bowls full in the other room.

The top third of our Christmas tree. Seriously. I had only one request of Hubs' few days off around Thanksgiving. I wanted my tree up in my front room this year instead of the great room. Only problem is, my front room ceiling is significantly lower than in the back, and well, the whole tree didn't quite fit. So, I came home one day and Hubs had rigged up most of the tree in the front room. Oh yes, he did. And after I laughed for about five minutes, I thought it was a perfect solution. A little lame, yes, but I think it does the job just fine. We are absolutely a little retarded. And cheap too.

The bottom two-thirds of our tree. Luckily Hubs rigged it a bit so it doesn't look quite so ridiculous. I think I might factor a new pre-lit (genius) tree that fits into our front room and our budget next year.

The hit every year. Nativity you can play with. Except we are missing a wise man, and a couple animals. Oh well. You get the point.

My Christmas village I got one year from my mother-in-law. Looks amazing all lit up at night.

My new wooden, i.e. kid friendly, nativity I got last year at an after-Christmas sale for $5. Yes, five whole dollars.

And there you have it. I hope I haven't totally bored you silly. Now, go put on some festive Christmas tunes, and put your tree up already. Before it's too late.

Happy Christmas Friends!

OUR LITTLE ELF FRIEND

So glad it's that time of year again to welcome our little "elf on the shelf" friend back from the attic, I mean, North Pole.

He has been bombarded today by requests for Santa from the kids. And miraculously our behavior has improved ever-so-slightly.

Although, I am somewhat concerned about the name the kids came up with. Drum roll please. . . .

Bird. That's right. Not Bert, but Bird. The only thing I can think, is that since I told the kids that he flies back to the North Pole every night to let Santa know if they had been naughty or nice, perhaps they thought he would feel right at home amongst the other flying things with a name like Bird. Thing 1 wanted Fred, but Thing 2 and her stubborn-ness won out. Bird it is.

So, without further ado, Welcome back Bird! Welcome back!

AS PROMISED

So here are the pictures of the advent navity calendar I made last night for the kiddos (from the previous post), all laminated and lovely. Enjoy!
The Stable

All the peeps.

Mary, Josephy & baby Jesus

Wise men & their camels.

Singing and or yawning angel.

I so hope y'all decide to make these either with or for your little ones. I am so happy I took the time to do it, and I'm sure the kiddos will love it.

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS. . .

Oh man, is that the smallest picture ever? Ha. Well, just go with it.


So, it's finally December!!! HOORAH!!! I literally can't even tell you how happy I am that it is now December. For lots of reasons. But mostly because I love all things Christmas. I know it kinda doesn't go with my pessimistic personality, but it's true. I love Christmas. Like, you know how most people have been pissed for weeks that Christmas stuff has been in stores since Halloween? Well, not me. In fact, I've been listening to lite FM 100.3's (haters beware) all Christmas fare for a good three weeks. I thought maybe, much to Hubs chagrin, that it might hurry the holidays along. Every time I get in to drive "my" car after he's driven it, I have to change it off of NPR and over to my fm 100. I mean, who needs depressing talk radio when you can listen to Frosty the Snowman over and over again. And no, I'm not joking.

So, there is a reason for this post. I swear. So, every year, my uber-thoughtful/crafty mother makes a sticker advent calendar for my kids to count down the days until Mr. Claus arrives. She did this every year growing up for me and my brothers, and now does it for my children. I know, I really do have the best mother ever. In fact, every year when she hands me the sticker calendar, it's almost like, now it's officially the Christmas season.

The only problem with this sticker calendar, is that there is only one. And I've got two feisty (I wonder where they get it?) small children who apparently can fight over stickers like it's no one's business. Most days there is in-fact two part sticker application (Thank You MOM!), but some day's there's not. And well, I just didn't want to hear whining this close to Christmas. It's just not right.

So, I went looking on the Internet for some different advent calendar ideas and came across this little Nativity Advent Calendar. Each day you add a different animal, or nativity participant, until Christmas Day when the Christ Child is added and your nativity is complete. So, I thought one kid could sticker every evening, and the other could add to our nativity. Wala. Harmony in the home.

So here is the link from theideadoor.

Print all these pages on heavy card stock. Color with color pencils and markers. (I did mine last night and I must say, it turned out lovely) I will post pictures later, sorry. Once all the animals, and people have been colored, then cut them all out individually. Then comes the fun part. Lamination baby! I love laminating things. It's almost a problem. Almost. Anyhoo, laminate all the parts, then cut those out. Be sure to laminate the stable on one sheet. Along with the nativity, the project comes with The Christmas Story, and a little saying along with an item to add to the nativity each day. I plan on just hanging the stable on the fridge next the the sticker calendar. Then just roll up some tape and tape each item/animal/person on the stable as directed. The great thing about this, besides it being absolutely FREE!! is that since I laminated it all, I will be able to use this again, and again. Making it sort of a new family tradition. And saving me money over and over again. Go me. One kid stickers. One kid adds to the Nativity. Brilliant!

So, I promise I will post pictures of the calendar this afternoon, I just don't have time right now thanks to my super-long rambling post. Plus, I wanted to give you plenty of time to get it made so you and your kids can start adding to the nativity advent tonight.


Happy Christmas people, and Happy Advent-making as well!

A LITTLE FRESH TWIST FOR THE RIMMERS

So, I've got a great little bit of news for those livin' in or near The Rim. A new little pay-by-the-ounce Fro Yo shop just opened up west of Cafe Rio and Citris Grill on 3300 south, and honestly, I couldn't be happier. As much as I love me some Maverick, and Top stop fro yo, both are more than a little bit of a drive. And frankly, I feel guilty sending Hubs out for such a drive all in the name of a little fro-yo. But now that we've got one right in our hood I hope to be a frequent visitor. Plus, they also have a serious assortment of toppings to go on your chosen yogurt. Fruit, candy, and the works. Makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

Here is their current list of yogurts on tap. Plus they have added pumpkin, and egg nog for the holidays.

In all honesty, I haven't tried it out yet, but it's on today's To-Do list. And I will be sure to update with my review later. Three Cheers for Fresh Twist upping the awesomeness of The Rim's thirty-third dining out options. Woohoo!~

UPDATE: We went and experienced Fresh Twist for ourselves yesterday and I must say, the Fro Yo was delish. I'm wishing they had a few more topping options, but I'm sure that will come with time. I couldn't decide between something sweet, and something tart, so I went for both! Love that! Half my bowl was french vanilla with a little bit of Butterfinger bits on top, and the other half was the Raspberry (my fav!) with a granola on top! And it was oh so yummy!

THANKSGIVING BREAKFAST

So, I decided that Thanksgiving should be a day filled entirely with good eats. Because breakfast on this particular Thursday often gets overlooked, I've decided to whip up this little bit of lovely for tomorrow mornin'. I am hoping this makes watching the Thanksgiving day parade on T.V. with my kiddos a little more bearable. I mean, I can't even stand a real parade for heavens sakes let alone one on television. And although I've never made these sticky buns before, apparently it only takes 5 minutes of prep tonight, and 25 measly minutes of cookin' time in the a.m. Just my kinda cookin'. Here's the delicious goods if ya wanna give it a go yerself.

Overnight Sticky Buns

recipe courtesy of ShortStop

Place 14 frozen dinner rolls in a buttered bunt pan.

Sprinkle rolls with 6 T. of butterscotch pudding mix (not instant)

Mix together:

1 stick melted butter

2 tablespoons cinnamon

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/2 cup chopped pecans

Pour butter mixture over rolls.

Cover with foil, and let rise overnight.

Do. Not. Refrigerate.

In the morning, bake at 350 for 25 minutes.

Remove from oven and invert bunt pan onto circular platter.

Serve immediately.

mmmmmmmm. Sounds delish, right? Hope you all have a fabulous Thanksgiving tomorrow filled with lots of food, family and fun!

QUALIFY

image credit: mario bellavite via flickr

So, about a week ago, something quite miraculous happened at our house. Some of you might not think it a very big deal, but I personally think it's one of those things in life that qualifies you. Like when all of a sudden your baby rolls over, and their not a newborn anymore. Or, your teenager learns to drive, and suddenly they are capable of so much more.

Well something like that happened here just last week. And it makes me absolutely giddy. Thing 2 learned how to pump. In other words, no longer will I have to spend hours upon hours at the park pushing her on the swings. Because apparently, to her, the swings are the only thing worth actually going to the park for. I guess she just figured, that if her brother could do it, so could she. And for 3.5 years old, I think it's pretty darn cool of her. And I no longer have a little child that needs my help. Nope, she is an official kid. A playing in the backyard kinda kid. Pumping and swinging and getting her knees all scrapped up and everything kinda kid.

And I love that.

Every morning at 7 a.m. she asks me if she can go outside and swing. You know, cause she can. All. By. Her. Self. Never mind the fact that it's a balmy 35 degrees out. No, she doesn't care, nor does any child really, who just wants to play. She gets herself dressed, puts on her coat, and hat, and heads outside with her brother, and they swing. And swing. And swing. And laugh. And swing. And I can see the pure joy on his face that he's got a built in friend in his little sister. She's cool, and will play spies with him, and swing with him all day long. She however, just grins from ear to ear with pride, because she no longer needs to be pushed. Nope. She can do it all. By. Her. Self. Just. Like. Her. Brother.

And for a moment I have a glimpse of what my future will be like with this amazingly smart, somewhat bossy, absolutely driven, energetic, at times sassy little girl. "No mom. I don't need you to tell me how to put mascara on. I figured it out, all.by.my.self. "

I am in for one heck of a ride.

I love you Thing 2!!! Congrats on learning how to pump!

A LITTLE BIT OF EYE CANDY IN MY MAILBOX

Can I just take a moment and tell you all how much I love jcrew? Well, I do, and their latest catalog, was like a little piece of eye candy. I perused, and perused again. And even one more time. Just for good measure. Cause the pictures are just so lovely. Doesn't seem like a clothing magazine at all, but rather like a really cool photography art book that should belong on your coffee table. The pictures really are that charming.


And if we may, just for a moment, discuss the clothing? How great is their stuff lately? I'm just so impressed. The women's clothing is billowy, and light, and just so completely feminine. The Men's stuff is stylish, classic and rugged. (All things that make for a uber-handsome hubs. ;)) And the kids clothing? Where do I even begin? I've been a crew cuts fan for some time now (beginning with our family Christmas pictures last year) and continuing right on until today. And I will tell you what. One day, when I become super-rich, and have all sorts of savings, and retirement, and mission funds, etc, etc. Then, I am going to go and open a Crew Cuts franchise here in Salt Lake. Cause, I mean, really. Don't we have more children per square foot than any other state or something? Plus, I could really enjoy getting all those well made, cute, and classic clothes at cost.

But one of the greatest things about their most recent holiday catalog, was J.Crew's fabulous new gift guide. I mean really. Who wouldn't love to be a member of the "cashmere of the month club"? Or for those of you who fancy a little juje (accessories) like me, how about a gift to their "jewelry of the month club", or "shoe of the month club"? The gift that keeps on giving all year long. Pure marketing brilliance if you ask me. However, since they don't put said prices of clubs in the catalog or online, I'm sure they cost a pretty penny. But props for the creativity.

So, if you are like me, and love to browse a free catalog, do yourself a favor. Order one from j.crew and just enjoy. And hey, you might even find something to add to your wish list for Santa this year. ;)

Happy Perusing!

COUPON LOVE

A little coupon love for ya. Janie and Jack's Friends and Family starts today and goes through the weekend. Gotta love 25% off!

HAPPY 40TH SESAME STREET!!!

Today's post is brought to you by the number 12 and the letter S.

In honor of their big day, I decided to post one of my favorite little videos they used to have on all the time when I was a kid. In fact, this song alone is the reason I prefer to count to 12, instead of say the usual boring ten. Heck no. I like to jazz it up a bit with the seventies version I learned on Sesame Street.

Big ups to Sesame Street! Shout outs to Mr. Hooper, Louis, Grover and his darn alphabet soup, teeny little super guy, Bert, Ernie, Maria, Oscar, Snuffy, Alligator King, Cookie Monster, the martians (Yep, yep, yep), Kermit, Prairy Dawn, Rubber Ducky, Guy Smiley, number 9 martian, two-headed monster, and big bird. Happy Birthday guys!

LIFE MYSTERY NUMBER 282

Can we for a minute, talk about something that has been bothering me for quite some time? And for quite some time I mean, for at least the last twenty or so years of my life.

Yes, as you might have guessed from the lovely number above, my fashion conundrum is the infamous sleeveless turtleneck. I am completely confused, baffled, and quite perplexed by this piece of clothing. I mean, I just don't get it. What exactly, is the point?

I guess my question to those of you who are bold enough to actually wear this type of fashion is, are you hot? --hence the sleeveless part, or are you cold? Hence the turtleneck part? I just don't get it. Hot, or cold? Tank top, or turtleneck? Just. So. Confusing.

If any of you bloggers out there have insight into this, I am open and ready to hear your comments and be educated on the sleeveless turtleneck. Cause really, I just don't get it.

And even more ridiculous? Seeing this item this morning at the gym. Total and complete confusion.

Dear Mattel,

Thanks to you I almost choked on my honey bunches of oats this morning and died. You see, it was all I could do not to laugh as I was mid-swallow during breakfast this morning. You might be wondering how this is your fault. Three ridiculous words Mattel.

Sugar. Daddy. Ken.


admiringly,

Amy



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WHAT IS BLIK

Are you a commitment-phobe? Then, I've got just the thing for you.

Decals. That's right, vinyl stickers for your walls. Only, this little online shop isn't your grandmothers decal store. Nope. They've got modern, fun, whimsical, unique decals you won't find anywhere else.

So, I happened upon this neat online decal store, whilst browsing the net for home decor inspiration, and I thought I'd share some of my new favorite finds.

I know we are all a bit strapped for cash right now, and I think these adorable headboard decals, at only $40 a pop, might be just the way the spruce up your room without breaking the bank.

Or, maybe you've been searching and searching for that perfect desk top lamp, but just can't seem to find something that doesn't take up too much space? Well, how about no space? Try this cool lamp decal.

Couldn't resist throwing in this very retro cool 80's stereo decal. Might just be the perfect thing for your studio or office.

Or maybe you have some wood floors in your shabby chic nursery or kids room that needs refurnishing, but don't have the time or moolah? Try one of these adorable doily decals. Sure to spruce up any space.

Or for some eclectic fun how about these grandfather clocks? Or how about this fun donkey kong decal for a young boys' room? And these birds? Just might be beautiful in your living room.

Anyhow, if you are in the market for some wall decals be sure to check out blik. After all, these aren't your grandmothers decals.

Happy Shopping!

THE GIVING TREE

Okay, well, I know Halloween hasn't even come and gone yet and I'm already doing a Thanksgiving post. But I have a good reason. Promise.

So, I found these cute little trees and leaves printables over at Living Locurto via Chocolate On My Cranium. I thought it was such a great idea, that I decided I would print one out for each of my kids, cut and laminate them so they would be ready for November 1st. That's just two days away friends. So don't dawdle.

So, here is the deal:

01.Download the free printable HERE. One for each child/person. Tip: download on card stock for extra durability.

02. Print out a couple of pages of leaves for each person.

03. Starting on November 1st, cut out one leaf, and write something you are thankful for. Glue the leaf to the tree.

04. Cut out another leaf and write something you did to help or give service to someone else that day. It can be as simple as a smile, singing a song to make someone feel better, or writing a letter to Grandma. Glue this leaf to the giving tree.

05. Do this each day leading up to Thanksgiving. By Thanksgiving your trees will be full of leaves! On Thanksgiving read what everyone is thankful for and what they did to give to others.

I thought this would be a great Family Night Activity (Nov. 2), and a great way to extend Thanksgiving throughout the whole month of November.

HEY LOOK. IT'S A COUPON-FREE POST

But it is a you tube post. Call it cheap and lazy if you'd like. However, I am so loving this song today. Check it out. Go Lily.

HEY, 25% IS 25%.

Save up to 25% online at Old Navy, Gap and Banana Republic. Use code SAVE123; expires tomorrow.

So get on it!

MMMM. . . PIZZA.

This week is customer appreciation week over at Dominos. They have Large one-topping with extra cheese for only $5.99. Carryout Only. Limit of 259 per day.

I realize that Little Ceasars is still cheaper than this, but if you wanna mix it up a bit, or don't like LC's, this might be just the deal for you. But you must act quickly. It only lasts a week.

CARD TABLE RE-DO

So, I saw this little re-design over at younghouselove, and I just am completely enamored. I mean, how cute is this do-over? I just want to say, that I would totally do this if a) I had the energy, and b) I had a card table. Luckily I have neither, and can just enjoy the awesome creativity of others. Go them!

Just look at that hideous card table. Boring and blah. And then. . .

tada! Amazing what a little spray paint and oil cloth can do for ya. Just imagine how a little bunco around this baby would liven things up a bit.

Some people are so darn nifty.

Actually, come to think of it, I do have a few chairs like this, and it might be a fun little makeover for fall. If I happen to find the energy, and actually re-do the chairs, I'll be sure to post some pictures. But, don't hold your breath people. I kind of suck at follow-through.

Happy Thursday Everyone!

TUESDAY'S TIP: GOOGLE READER NEXT, GOOD LIKE VELCRO

So, about a month ago, i read this little post on my good friend Aimee's blog. And i thought nothing of it, for a few weeks since i was on vacation. Put it on my to do list, and off i went. Well, thanks to a little bout of swine flu, (yes, swine flu!) i had some time on my hands last week what with being stuck at home for seven full days (that my friends, is another post entirely) and all, that i decided to follow her post over to Sherbert Blossom and rig up my google reader.

And friends, let me tell you what. This little diddly is life-changing. Like kinda the same way that Velcro must have changed all the peoples lives before Velcro. I mean, can you imagine your life without Velcro?

Well, Sherbert Blossom did a tutorial for all you bloggers out there that like to read your blogs in google reader. But the thing we all despise about google reader, is a) you definitely don't comment as much cause you have to actually link in to do so. Which is a whole nother step, and just ugh. Too. Much. Time. And b) as convenient as google reader is for having all my blogs in one place alerting me when they've updated, it's well, very blah. Just not the same as clicking to each one of the blogs I read separately.

So, do yourself a favor. Go here, or here, and get yoself google reader next-ified. I am telling you, it has changed my life. In a VERY good way. Kinda like velcro.

WHO ME, PESSIMISTIC?

Welcome to my random ramblings for this very fine Friday.

• I honestly can't believe that I still watch Survivor. It's like a very strong drug. I try to stay away, cause really I know it does me no good, but then I see one little commercial and BAM!! it's like I can't NOT watch. Anyhoo. The first ep I hated Russell. I mean, what kind of millionaire applies for Survivor? Apparently the bored kind. I guess his main goal going in was to show everyone just how easy it is to win, and manipulate the players. And I hated him for messing with my show that I love. Then, BAM! Episode two the guy goes looking for a hidden immunity idol (cause they've had one pretty much every season for the last 10 seasons) and whadayaknow? The guy finds it!!! Without any clues. Suddenly I'm finding myself actually rooting for Russell. What the? Well, hopefully one of the other players will catch on to him soon, cause as much fun as I'm having watching him manipulate the whole entire game, I kinda liked Survivor just the way it was.

• Lady Gaga. People can hate, and say she is crazy, but that girl in my humble opinion is an amazingly creative entertainer. And for the record, anyone who says she is a hermaphrodite needs to recognize. I hate that just because we have a female who is a successful singer and talented entertainer, she must be half man? Give. Me. A. Break.

• Speaking of people who are half man. That woman (yes. she. is.) who won that world track race? Well, all I can say is people are just sad. So she has internal testes. It's not her fault. I just feel bad that she has learned about all of this through public scrutiny. My heart aches for her. And why is it that every time someone mentions a hermaphrodite they mention Jamie Lee Curtis. Is this true? I am wondering.

• Every time someone tells me Thing 2 looks like Shiloh Pitt it makes me laugh. Does that mean I look like Angelina? I. Wish.

• I seriously LOVE Zumba. If not for the workout, then definitely for the laughs.

• Last week on my vacation I had a blast. You know this already. One thing you probably do not know, is that amongst these 10 girls I am the ONLY democrat. And well, honestly every time there was a political comment/Obama health care hateraid I shut my trap. Seriously. I swear. Just let it roll, cause really if I argued everyone of their silly stances I would have been arguing the entire time. And that my friends, isn't my idea of a vacation. But I finally broke my silence on the way back to the airport to head home. And I just about lost it. Excuse me while I step on my soapbox for a moment. Okay, where to even begin. See, this is my problem, I have so much I want to say, and defend, but it just gets all so overwhelming. I'm just saying it would have been nice to have had one other lefty out there with me. We finally just had to agree to disagree. Where I believe we as fellow human beings and citizens have a responsibility to one another, they don't. Which really isn't something we will every agree upon. Which is all fine and dandy. I do however have just one teeny tiny thing to say. All these conservative friends of mine (that I love dearly by the way) who don't feel they have any responsibility for each other (especially fiscally) better watch out when their church decides to implement the dreaded law of consecration. They thought giving away 25% was bad. Try giving away 100%. moving right along. . .

• Project runway!! Is anyone else loving this season? I'm not sure if it is because of the long absence since last season or, because of all the great talent. I guess I'll be honest, I am sorta missing Michael Kors and Nina Garcia and all their snarky comments, but really I would love me some project runway no matter what banana they've got judging. But really now, am I the only one who thought the ice queen dress was blah? Can't believe he won.

• Why is it that my kids are into "painting" my car lately? With water of course. Which makes for lovely water brush marks at child height all along my black car. Kids rule.

• Is it bad that I'm considering going inactive for a while after I get released from my calling? I'm just saying.

• I am loving having the kids in school. And watching Thing 1 read and write is absolutely fulfilling as a parent. His teacher told me he has one of the best penmanship in the class. If this is true, I am worried.

• I am considering getting extensions. Just for fun, for my birthday. Not sure I will leave them in for long, but you know how I love change. i realize this is a very silly thing to do. Consider it my midlife crisis. But I'm thinking it might just be the thing to do since I'm turning thirty in not so many weeks. This. Freaks. Me. Out.

• Our mail used to arrive around 12:30 or 1p.m. every day. Now, for some strange reason it doesn't get here until 6 p.m. I can't tell you how much this irks me.

• I realize that this blog has sorta turned into a coupon blog. And I hate that. But I've started doing this whole coupon thing for my grocery shopping. And I have to tell you, it rocks. I really am saving money. And don't tell hubs, but it's kinda fun to see.

• as happy as I am the EMC library is getting a much-needed overhaul, it is turning out to be very inconvenient. All the construction in this city is about enough to drive me absolutely batty.

• Glee. I. heart. very. much. this. show. Thanks to Kris, I have been enjoying this show for the past few weeks now, and I think it just might be total and complete genius. Getting pregnant through a hot tub? Hilarious.

• Is it possible to be addicted to solitaire? I find it the perfect thing to do while waiting in endless carpool lines. Sure I could be reading the bible or something, but nah, it is only the carpool line after all.

• i love these little glimpses of fall. The slightly brisk weather, the sun setting earlier, sweatshirts, jeans, college football, the leaves on the mountain changing. Oh yes. Hello autumn, i think i love you.

• Don't you just hate posts without pictures? Happy Friday Everyone!

THE REASON MY POSTS HAVE BEEN FEW AND FAR BETWEEN

So, last week I went to North Carolina with 8 of my best girlfriends from High School to visit our friend Ashley who moved there last year. It was so nice to just get away with the girls. I seriously have not laughed so hard in such a long time. We had an incredible time. No kids, no hubbys, just total and complete getaway. We did a crap-load of traveling, laughed the entire day, stayed up way too late, and played on the beach non-stop.

Thanks to Hubs for making this all possible, and thanks to the girls for reminding me just exactly how crazy I used to be before I had kids. I love you gals!

Two deals every Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Depending on the busy-ness and lazy-ness factor.



Okay, this first one is good at Fazoli's. All you have to do is go HERE and click at the top of the page and register your e-mail for this free coupon. Just a little tip--I have an e-mail I set up just for all the stores, and sites that ask for an e-mail. So I don't get all the spam and junk e-mail to my regular e-mail.

This next one is for Tanger Outlets in Park City. Purchase a pink card ($1) at customer service and recieve 25% off a single item. For more info and to find participating stores, go HERE.

And, because I'm a day late, and because I love my bloggers, I have a third deal-e-o for ya. Have you heard of restaurant.com ? Well, it's this fabulous little site where you plug in your zip code and find all the participating restaurants in your area that have put in gift certificates for discounted rates. And until 9/27 you can get an extra 70% off!

For example, yesterday I purchased a $25 gift certificate for The Sandbar Mexican Grill downtown on Pierpont for $3.00, a $10 gift certificate for Rocky Mountain Pizza for $1.20, and a $25 gift certificate for Sugarhouse BBQ for $3.00. I spent $7.20 and got $60 in gift certificates!!

All you need to do, is put in your zip, brows through the restaurants available, find one you like, read the fine print (for example to get a $10 gift certificate you must spend $20), add it to your cart, be sure to plug in the code TREAT for your extra 70% off, pay for it, and then print the coupons at home and enjoy your cheap dinner out.

AND I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL

Are you pregnant?

Are you impatient?

Fabulous.

Then, I've got just the thing for you. There is a new product on the market claiming to tell you the gender of your unborn baby with an accuracy of 90% at 6 weeks!!!

i know right, that is absolutely insane!!

and just for fun, this urine predictor test turns your urine pink for a girl, and blue for a boy. Awwwwww. Precious. Pink urine.

Remember the good old days when people had to wait until the baby was born? {sigh}. Then it was 20 weeks with ultrasound. Then it was fetal photos at 14. And now it's six. Six weeks? Absolutely incredible.

You can pick up the urine gender predictor test at a Wallgreens near you.

KNOWONDER!

Have you seen this new magazine? Well, let me tell you, it ROCKS!!!

Knowonder is an absolutely amazing parent & children magazine. It's a new publication debuting this month. It is a 132 page magazine filled with stories, art and articles. Knowonder promotes early literacy by putting a story you can read aloud to your children for every single day of the month in each issue. We all know that reading to your children is the very best way to promote and maintain early reading. And now you have something new and different to read every single day! Great for story time or bedtime. Then they have an area devoted to art. Children's artwork from around the country. The last section of the magazine is devoted to articles about parent-centred issues, craft ideas and great tips. But my favorite thing about this magazine, apart from it being FREE, is that they encourage parents to submit stories and pictures of their children's artwork. Always wanted to see your story in print? Send it on in!

You can pick up Knowonder at your local library, or any of these locations absolutely FREE!!! That's right friends, FREE! Just one more way this blogger is trying to look out for you in this crazy economy. Or, you can also register at their site HERE and subscribe to a free digital subscription sent to your inbox each month. You also can have them send you a subscription to your home if you are willing to pay for shipping ($24 a year), but since I'm always at the library, I figure I'll just pick mine up for free. Yay! FREE!!!

So, if ya get a sec, check it out. I promise it won't disappoint!

TWO-FUR TUESDAY

So, the other day I went to Costco, and they had the Christmas crap out already. Seriously. It's September!!! But, instead of getting all grumpy about the sitch, I decided to jump on the bandwagon. Maybe it isn't such a horrible idea to start the Christmas shopping extravaganza a little early. Hopefully these two deals will be a great start!

Have you always wanted a CHI hair straightener but were turned off by the high price tag? Don't worry, cause I've got the deal for you. Chi straightener reg. $190 today's price: $65.73!!!!

No joke. Go here quickly, cause I'm sure they won't last long. Not in the market for a hair straightener? Then grab one for a friend or loved one for Christmas. Trust me, they will LOVE you for your thoughtfulness, and have no idea you saved a bundle ($124.27 to be exact!)

Next up? Crocs. Love em. Who doesn't? Apparently a lot of people. But for those of you who do, they've got a little sale going on now. Buy one, get one free, plus free shipping. That's 50% off for those of you who aren't so great at math.

Go here to steal this deal. Again, great gift. Again, I'm thinking Christmas. How sweet would it be to have all your Christmas shopping done before October?


You. Are. Welcome. Happy Shopping friends!

COUPON LOVE @ NAPTIME

One good thing about the recession eh? Lot's of great deals to be had. Here are some of the latest.


Apparently for this promo, you must sign up for a frequent movie card or something at AMC. Go here for all the deets.

20% off at Bath and Body works. Print the coupon or use code 1207 when checking out.

This one is for the locals. Gap outlet only peeps.

jamba. Print it out and take it with you on your next visit.

you are welcome. Enjoy!

PREP

I just got finished reading this book, and let me just say for the record, that I really enjoyed it. I hesitated posting about it because of it's controversial content, but I just can't stop thinking about it. And that is how I know it's not just a good book, but a great book. If it leaves you thinking, wanting more, and wishing there was a sequel. A little warning though friends, if books had a ratings system, I'm sure this would be rated R. There is strong language and sex so if you decide to read this book, be prepared for that.

That all being said, from the moment I opened this book I was completely and totally sucked in. I read it start to finish in about 48 hours. Needless to say, I'm fairly tired, but feel as though the lack of sleep was well worth it.

Love her or hate he,r Lee Fiora is the epitome of teenage angst. I loved Curtis Sittenfeld's writing. So real, and honest. Took me right back to those awkward teenage years. And as much as I never want to live those years again, I enjoyed my 2 days back in teenage hell. Plus, I found it somewhat insightful since I had a best friend head off the boarding school at 14, and I could for the life of me, never understand why. And although, I couldn't relate to all of Lee's experiences, I found the author's writing style, and prose absolutely intriguing. And I can't wait to start in on another one of her books.

So yeah, if you are looking for a new read, give it a go, just don't say I didn't warn you.

PREP

by Curtis Settenfeld

I REMEMBER

I_LIVE_DELIBERATELY

For the next 28 days I've committed myself to living deliberately.

Do you want to live deliberately too? Then head on over here and get in on the challenge.

PUDDLE JUMPERS WAREHOUSE SALE

Hey y'all! This post is for all my local mommy readers out there. Holler atcha. So, I'm sure you've all heard of or seen these cute shoes for girls and boys. They are called Puddle Jumpers. Thing 2 has been wearing them since she was born almost, and I love them. Not only are they adorable (who doesn't like polka dots?!) but they are really well made and comfy. At least I think so.

Anyhoo, Puddle Jumpers is a local company and if you live in the great salt lake, then you are in luck. Puddle Jumpers is having a warehouse sale today ONLY. Here is the info. For some reason it wouldn't let me just post the flier. But here is the jest of it:

End of Summer Warehouse Sale!!

2681 S. Preston Street (1935 E.) 801.487.1050

Thursday September 10, 9:00 a.m. -2:00 p.m.

infants//sandals//maryjanes//toddler boys

$5-$25

ALL SALES FINAL!!

cash, check & cards accepted.

So I hit the sale yesterday at 1 p.m.(it was yesterday and today) and the selection was still pretty good. Lots of sandals. A pretty good selection of maryjanes. The boys stuff goes up to size 7 or 8 toddlers. The girls runs from infant to kids size 6. They also had a bunch of those soft soled infant shoes for $5 (boys and girls).

Happy Shopping!

BARRY LOUIS POLISAR: PART TWO

So, you probably didn't know this about me, but generally I wouldn't describe myself as lucky. For example, back when I was a kid and they actually put toys in cereal boxes (remember that?) it NEVER fell into my bowl. Ever. Course that coulda been cause one of my grubby brothers dug it out before I could, but that's besides the point.) And I've never really won anything. Ever. Not even a measly online blog giveaway. Honestly. Do you feel sad for me? Well, you should.

But my luck concerning celebrity sightings is even unluckier. I mean, hasn't everyone met at least one celeb? Maybe while you were at the airport, or in an elevator or something? Right. Sure you have. Cause you are lucky. And I'm not. But honestly, for the life of me, I can't think of a single solitary celebrity I've ever met. I mean, I've admired them from afar. Concerts, and that kind of thing. Oh and I guess one time at Porcupine I sat a table away form Apollo Anton Ono. (And now I'm wondering if that even counts. He's a celeb right?) At least I think it was him. Or his look-a-like. I didn't ID him. Oh and the night of senior prom I could have sworn that I sat a table away from that guy who used to do those I Can't Believe It's Not Butter advertisements. What's his name? Fabio or something. But again. I guess it's entirely possible that it coulda just been a guy with long blond hair.

But you get the point. My celebrity interaction is pathetic.

And my lack of celebrity luck goes even further than never meeting one. Actually I've missed meeting celebs multiple times. For example one night while I was vacationing in Hawaii with my friend Jill, I wasn't feeling so well, so I decided to stay back at the hotel rather than go out. And yep, you guessed it. They ran into a celeb while out and about. Apparently it was the older brother on The Wonder Years. Wayne. Well, I coulda kicked myself. I mean, Wayne!! Man. I mean, I've never even met a local newscaster or weather guy. And you think that living here I'd have run into like Ed Smart or Dooce or something. But no such luck. Even local celebs are beyond me.

So, knowing all this you can imagine my thrill, wait, no my complete and total elation at what I found in my inbox at 7:43 a.m.

A e-mail from Barry Louis Polisar!!!!! Really! I am not lying. Although given the information I just supplied you with, it might seem totally plausible that I would be. But I'm not. I mean, sure I guess I didn't actually meet him, but he, or maybe it was his assistant, or like his assistants assistant, but someone that has surely met Barry Louis Polisar e-mailed me this morning to thank me for my post. Seriously. I mean, What?!!! Who does that? Apparently very thoughtful, talented musicians. Or their very thoughtful and prompt assistants.

And I was glowing. I mean, am glowing. And then I got all nervous and re-read my silly post again. What did I say? Or didn't I say? And instantly I was embarrassed that I didn't give photo credit. I always forget that. But when do you really think the person you are writing about will actually read it? It's totally amazeballs people.

And just because I know one of my lame brothers is going to comment that I'm so sad and pathetic for making up this post, I am going to copy and paste the entire e-mail here. As proof of my truth.

Hi Amy,
There is no anonymity on the web! Thanks for those kind words.
I thought you (and your readers) might like to sample my songs and wanted you to know that I have them all on my site for free: http://www.barrylou.com/currentCDs.html
Each CD you click on--including the new Tribute Album that is coming out soon--will give you samples, so you can waste hours of time listening.....
Happy listening!
Barry Louis Polisar
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Author Visits, Books & Music for kids and smart adults
http://www.barrylou.com
Not just Barry's song from the JUNO film
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I mean, you see that right? It seems legit enough. I mean sure he didn't actually say my name, but he typed it. And surely that counts for something. I mean really.

So, because I am actually totally impressed with this guy, and his thoughtfulness I decided to give him one more shout out.

His name is Barry. He writes incredibly witty and funny children's music. And you can find all his albums right here. www.barrylou.com.

And because I think it's cool he, or his assistant's assistant, took the time out of his day to shoot a quick e-mail of thanks, I'm going to let you know how cool it might be to give Barry merchandise to all your loved ones this Holiday Season. (Yeah, we're on a first name basis) I mean, how great would it be to give a totally hilarious children's album to all your friends and family with kids. Or a thoughtful children's book? Sounds better than a stuffy old sweater-set right?

Seriously. Do yourself a favor. Check him out. And Barry, if you're reading this. Thanks for making my day. It's nice to see there are people out there who can appreciate a good plug. Oh, and good luck with the new album!

BARRY LOUIS POLISAR

photo credit via flickr: Sierra Polisar

Did you know that our kids go to bed at 7 p.m.? Yeah, they really, really do. This is not a joke. It is the honest truth. It's also the best thing I ever did since having kids. One day Thing 1 stopped napping. It sucked. And I cried. Then, because Thing 2 could hear her brother supposidly have all sorts of fun without her, she decided to stop napping as well. Only the thing was, er rather is, my kids get up at 7 a.m. no matter what. If we put them to bed at 9, up at 7. Put them to bed at 11, up at 7. Put them to bed at 6, up at 7. And well, the thing is, they are just nicer to be around when they get more sleep. And putting our kids to bed at six just seems wierd, so we put them to bed at 7. And it is my most favorite thing. I get to hang out with my hubby all night, you know talking about things other than boogers and spy weapons. It's nice. And then I also get happy children in the morning. It's just awesome.

Anyhow, this is not what this post is about. But I guess it is sorta. Well, since we have lots of free open evenings, one night we decided to mix things up a bit and rent a RedBox. Thrilling, right? Well, it's only a buck, and well, it's a buck. So, I reserve the movie online and of course send Hubs out to get it, only he comes back with cookie dough icecream and no movie. Ugg. At least he knows the icecream would help. So, what to do? We decided to pop in JUNO. Which we own. And if you haven't yet seen this movie, I just don't know what to say to you. I mean, honestly? Are you for real. Cause you really need to see it homeskillet. Just trust me. So many great lines. Everytime I see it I love it even more. And since I dressed up as Juno McGuff for Halloween last year, I feel a sort of kinship with her. So, it's simply just awesome. And as we were watching the movie, I had completely forgotten how much I LOVE the soundtrack. And in particular the song in the opening credits. In case you've forgotten, I'll refresh your memory.

All I Want Is You - Barry Louis Polisar

And well, it's great isn't it. So, I got to looking and oh, that man up there? That's the guy that wrote that little ditty you just enjoyed. His name is Barry Louis Polisar. And apparently he is a really talented writer of childrens songs and books. And well, thats just awesome. Cause kids rock. And people who write for them rock even more. And so then I went to itunes. And downloaded a bunch of his albums. And my kids L.O.V.E. them. How could they not, with songs like:

Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

My Brother Threw Up On My Stuff

I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean

Underwear (personal fav)

We listen to them, and giggle together. And are happy. I love his catchy tunes, silly lyrics, and general make-you-smile-music. For Example:

Donuts - Barry Louis Polisar



Pure Brilliance right? Heck, I love a good banjo, harmonica, and guitar set to funny words. Who doesn't.



So, go ahead. Check him out if ya'd like. I promise you won't be sad you did.

THE PETTICOAT PROJECT

Hey Bloggers. I told you I was back. And this little gem is a goodie.

So, as I said in my last post, I LOVE blogging. Really. Pretty much everything about it. Reading about various (from good friends to pure stranger-cyber-stalking) people's lives. I love hearing about their thoughts, their ideas. What they like, what they dislike. What makes them tick. It's simply just fascinating to me. Perhaps this is why I find that I enjoy almost every single reality show I've ever watched. Even the ridiculous ones. (holla to Tori & Dean) ;)

Well, I've got this friend. And she used to have this blog. That I loved. I mean, L.O.V.E.D. reading. Every time my trusty google reader would tell me she had updated I found myself eagerly looking forward to her new and insightful posts. I enjoyed partaking in her journey. Commenting on her struggles, her passions, her interests. Then this friend embarked on what might arguably be the most important life change ever. Motherhood. No simple task, right? And did I mention that this friend, not only is a fabulous, fabulous mother, but also a licensed clinical social worker? Well, she is. And if you need a good therapist, call her cause she inconjunction with starting her family, also just started a fabulous new business called The Healing Group. But that's not what I'm writing about today. No, today I'm telling you all that my good friend Kris, after taking a little break and navigating that fine line between personal and professional, is BACK IN THE GAME. The blogging game that is. And well, I couldn't be more thrilled. When she told me this news, I'm pretty sure I didn't stop smiling for a good full day. Absolutely fantastic. So, if you are in the market for a new blog to read that is authored by an amazing mother, therapist and wife with a unique point of view, then you are in for a treat. Add her to your google reader, and check her out here!

You. Are. Welcome.

I'M BAAAAACK.

Okay, well. I guess I owe you all an apology. I've been pretty crappy about updating this ole blog of mine as of late. And for that I apologize. It's just that I've been incredibly busy. Which isn't a bad thing I suppose. Just means I've been out living life, without a moment of spare time to blog about it.

And well, when I saw this picture of this swing, it summed up so perfectly in my mind what I have been feeling about my lack of writing/blogging. It's like all summer long I was outside playing. Enjoying life. Doing the monkey bars. Riding down the slide, climbing up the ladders, riding down the fire pole. And the swing was there. Always in the background. And the swing is fun, but it's also work. Fun work, but work nonetheless. Sometimes it was if that swing this summer was just begging to be swung, and other times, I was perfectly content to be standing on still ground. Sometimes I longed for that swing, but couldn't find a spare second, and other times it was as though I was glad to be playing something else. And you see, I love swinging. It's exhilarating. And fun. And you get the most amazing sense of freedom from swinging. But I was just too enamoured with the other things on the playground this summer. Good things. Fun things. But don't worry friends. Cause I'm here. And more ready than ever to get back on that swing.


Okay, sorry about the cheesy analogy. I just re-read that and it's pretty lame, but does describe pretty accurately the mixed feelings I've had about blogging lately. So, probably against my better judgement I'm going to go ahead and leave that swing bit up. Sorry.

So, anyhoo, I've got a long list of blogging topics I've been throwing around in my head, waiting until just the right time to share them. And with both kids in school each day now(Hallelujah!!) that means more time to do what I love. Write. Think. Blog. And read and comment on your blogs too of course. Naysayers say what you will. Blogging is fun, and frankly I've missed it. Funny how it's become almost a break for me. Escape through blogging. Hmmmm.


Anyhow. I'm back. Just wanted to let you know. Stay tuned. Fun is about to ensue.

THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!!

Finally! I feel like I've been waiting for August 20th forever! But it's finally here! My most favorite show ever is back!! I can't even begin to tell you how much I've missed Heidi and Tim and all their ridiculously crazy challenges. I'm sorry, but Bravo's replacement "The Fashion Show" just didn't do it for me. Same concept, crappier challenges and weak designers. Just goes to show that you can never replace an original. Bravo should have paid up. Long live Timm and Heidi. Long live Project Runway!

And to make this season even more spectacular than ever is a new show to follw PR, called Models of the Runway. I'm being a little cautious in my excitement for this show, cause in the past the models they've had on PR haven't exactly been the most interesting people ever. But maybe this season they got some great girls. It's like Tyra's Top Model meets Project Runway. I am hoping Awesomeness will ensue. But remember friends, it's no longer on Bravo, you will have to go to Lifetime for this little slice of heaven. Set your Tivos now.

Happy Project-Runway-Is-Back-Day Everyone!!!

Colony : Discovery Channel

Colony : Discovery Channel

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So, as I've told you before, hubs has some strange fascination with survival television. I used to rationalize this interest by saying that he was you know, just kinda like looking out for the family. In case we are ever stranded in the middle of the Sahara Desert or something. Or perhaps like a lazy mans provident living. Learn how to live off the land. That sort of thing. In fact, I'm sure if we ever run into hard times and have no food, Hubs could cook us up a delicious meal of grass and leaves. And then I will feel silly about ever joking in the least bit about this fascination. But I'm starting to think this Discovery channel craziness is getting a we bit out of control. I mean, first it was Man Vs. Wild, then it was Survivorman, then Men Vs. Wild,then Deadliest Catch (um yeah.) but now it's this show.

It's another Discovery Channel delight called The Colony. It's another survival reality show. Only this time, a bunch of people bunk up in an old warehouse, become convinced that world has come to an end, and they are the last people left on earth. Really, even as they are giving interviews to the camera men they are scared and worried about their survival. What? See that camera? You are on TV. Not in any danger of dying. It makes no sense. Somehow they become so stupid, I mean psychologically convinced of this fact that they actually make some pretty interesting TV. At first I thought, oh great. Another Discovery Channel gem to take up space on my DVR. And well, after watching about 4 full episodes, I can honestly say it's officially the dumbest show ever. Although I do wish I was as brilliant as the professor who can make the most incredible things out of a carburetor, hanger and a piece of gum. Seriously. Where did they get this guy?

SUMMER PRODUCT LOVE

Hey bloggers. Sorry it's been so long. Things have been extra crazy around here, as tends to happen when Summer is in full swing. We've been out and about and enjoying ourselves immensely. But because of this, the blog has been lacking. Sorry about that folks. Hopefully things will slow down a bit come September.

Well, today I thought I'd go ahead and do a little showcase of food products I have been thoroughly enjoying as of late. I love to hear about products via blogs that people enjoy. I find that I like products people recommend so much more than if I just pick my own. Weird. Yes, I know.

Here goes nothing.


Okay, first off is this little lovely bottle of salad dressing. Ever since my whole salt/sodium fiasco that is my life took over, I've been scouring the shelves at the grocery store looking for products that taste good without all the salt. And believe you me, its one difficult task. Sure you can find full-fat dressings that are lower in salt but you have to be willing to down 30 plus grams of fat in TWO?! tablespoons. Um, no thank you. But then I came across this little bottle, and I have been enjoying it immensely ever since. It is Bernsteins Light Fantastic Cheese Fantastico. In a normal 2 Tb it has only 25 calories, 1.5 grams of fat and get this, only 370 mg of sodium!! Incredible. I've seen dressing with close to 1200 mg so this is great. It tastes amazing too. Kinda like the Olive Garden salad dressing but without all the guilt. Yay for bernesteins!



Moving right along. I tried, and tried to find a picture on the web of my next item, but no luck. Oh well. So, a while back my hubby took me out for Sushi. Not really a fan. I enjoy a good miso, and a California roll, but other than that, I'll pass. See, I rather like things cooked. Raw mostly equals squishy. Yucko. But we went to this restaurant called Tsunami. And he knows how I LOVE spicy food so he suggested the ribs. Ribs?! At a sushi place? That can't be good. But dear friends, it is. Soooooo good. And I have them every time I go. Miso, edamame, and ribs. Almost heavenly. The sauce they put on those ribs is nothing short of royalty. But then one day Hubs came home with a bottle of the enlightened sauce (jalapeno teriyaki sauce) they douse on the ribs. And well, we've been dousing it on everything from Salmon (delightful!!) to chicken even veggies. And let me tell you. It is fan-double-tastic. I'm pretty certain I could drink this straight from the bottle, but well, that's just not civilized.




My next product has been a standby for quite some time. I will freely admit that I love a good soda. And yes, I am aware of the damage it is doing to my bones and teeth, and honestly, I DON'T CARE. So, yeah. Get over it. But a while back I did try to switch over from the full sugar sodas to the diet. And lets just say I haven't been all that impressed. Until I tried the diet Sunkist. And I swear, I can't tell the difference. Yes friends, it's that good. Try it out for yourself. DIET SUNKIST = PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH.



My next food item I have been enjoying almost nightly since it was introduced to me by my good friend Stacie S. last Thursday while out with the girls. The location? A hole in the wall gas station in Zion on 17th and 17th called Stop n' Go. The food item? THE MOST DELICIOUS FAT FREE FRO YO EVER. And I have to admit, I'm kinda a snob about my fro yo. I haven't cheated on Maverick in a while. Sure, I did once on a friends recommendation to try Red Mango. Tried it. Loved it. The green tea flavor that is. But now, the green tea flavor has been discontinued because I'm sure people think that if you eat green tea ice cream apparently it is like buying a one way ticket to hell. And well, I was enjoying hell. Until they got rid of it. Too many saints headed over to the dark side I guess. So then I went back to Maverick. But ever since I've had the Stop n' Go, Fro Yo, I haven't' been back. And the last two times I went to Stop N' Go I had the Fat Free Sugar Free Frozen Yogurt. And bloggers, this was delightful. Absolutely so much that I can't stop going. I might need a Stop n' Go intervention.


So, these are my enjoyments as of late. It's the simple things people. Really.

HAGS!

TODAY. COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?

Have I ever told you that Butch Cassidy (a.k.a Robert LeRoy Parker) is one of my ancestors?

So, today, one of the things to get done on my crazy To Do list was go to the grocery store. Seems harmless enough, right? And well, usually it is. Usually it is a very calm, almost peaceful thing I get to do each week. How can this possibly be with two more-hyper-than-normal-children?

Three words.

Smiths. Marketplace. Playland.

This is my saving grace. Really. I drop the kids off to play and then I get to grocery shop in peace. And yes, I know what you are probably all thinking, *just think of all the germs!!* Well, honestly, I used to be a germ-a-phobe, but now, if someone is willing to watch my kids for free while I grocery shop? Heck, I send them in, say a quick prayer for the germs to stay away, and sanitize like hell when I'm done.

And well, it works. Cause before? They'd be whining, and crying and having tantrums the entire store for lots of random grocery-store crap that we, rather nobody, needs.

So, today, when I went to the Smiths like any other perfectly good Tuesday, and walked the kids over to the playland, I pretty much had a mild heart attack when I saw the CLOSED sign sitting on the playland check-in desk. CLOSED? CLOSED? Why? For what? It's not like I was there at 6 a.m., or anything. Just your normal 2 p.m. afternoon shopping.

So then, my options. Drag the kids all the way back out of the store, and have to find another time to come by myself, or WORSE, drag them back with me tomorrow? Uggg. Neither choice was stellar. So, I went against everything I stand for, and decided to do a quick run through with the kids in tow and pray for the best.

Well, apparently I didn't pray hard enough, or to the right Grocery store God, because let me just tell you, IT DIDN'T GO WELL.

The first meltdown happened before we even actually started the shopping. I went to grab a shopping cart, but since I had Thing 2 with me, I couldn't just get a "normal" cart, no I had to get the nasty-should-be-illegal-due-to-the-massive-amounts-of-virus-germs-on-them car shopping carts. Ewww. Just ewww. Luckily Smiths is so kind as to provide you with a Clorox wet wipe, so I grabbed ten, and went to town. Sanitized the shiz out of those steering wheels, doors, seats, pretty much anything that my kids could or would or even might touch.

After that was done, we began, but not before the giant (and I mean giant) dinosaur jawbreakers caught Thing 1's eye. He immediately started listing all the reasons he just NEEDED TO HAVE that dinosaur jawbreaker or his life was sure to be miserable. (This was the first of many things he saw that he needed. The next item in the cereal box aisle right at kid height was a potato gun. Seriously. Cause that's just the item that belongs in the cereal box aisle.)

We start going, finally, and what do you know, the one car shopping cart wheel is squeaking so loudly I literally am kinda embarrassed. Like it's my fault the wheel has never been greased. As if, somehow I should feel shame about the grocery cart wheel. But don't worry, my shame is quickly replaced by the migraine that is beginning to form from the high pitched squeak. Ugg.

I think I am doing awesome. Shopping, pretty much as fast as humanly possible. Grab this, toss it in, grab that, keep going. See, the trick with these germ carts, I mean car shopping carts, is to never really stop. Stopping means inviting the little buggers to get out of the cart. And then you have to get them back in. And then that is impossible, and then you start to go crazy. So, even when I need to grab something I'm still pushing. Which makes things a little difficult, but in the end, easier then coaxing them back in said germ cart.

Somewhere around aisle 6 Thing 2 decides that it would be a fantastic idea to lean his head out the car door while I push him around. I ask him to sit up, he just tells me he enjoys having the wind in his hair. What the? Whatever. This soon leads to his little sister needing to hang her head out her window. Now, not only is my cart twice as long as the average cart (which makes steering almost comical), but also twice as wide. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm trying with all my might to not hit any other cart, or aisle, or stand alone food pyramid, without stopping. Cause remember, stopping means trouble folks.

So, finally, I've got all the things we can't live without. And I'm headed for the checkout stand. This is where I am forced to stop. And what do you think happens? Thing 1 takes this as his embossed invitation to run wild. And his sister follows. Monkey see, monkey do. Right? Here they come, running back, only Thing 1 has a mischievous look about his face. I chalk this up to the fact that he got away. They both get back in, I pay, and we load up all the groceries in the car. I've got both kids strapped in, and I'm thinking to myself. Well, that coulda been a lot worse. And I turn around to back out of the parking spot, and notice, hmmm, how peculiar. Both of my kids are chewing gum. Chewing Gum!

Well, things just got a lot worse.

Me: "Where did you get that gum?"
Him: "What gum?"
Me: That gum you are chewing.
Him: Evil, evil comic book laugh.
Me: Thing 1!!! Only I used his real name, with my angry eyes.
Him: Still laughing
Me: Where did you get that gum?
Him: From the store.
Me: What do you mean? (I am of course thinking the worst? Was it on the floor? The germ infested shopping cart? THE GROUND?!!?)
Him: No, from the shelf at the store.
Me: (Grunting in pure frustration. )

Next thing I know, I am back to unbuckling both children, making Thing 1 turn over his stolen Orbit melon mint pack of gum. March both children back into Smiths. Go to customer service, make him turn over the package of gum. Make him apologize. And I am the winner of a seventy one cent package of gum minus two sticks. Incredible.

Ohh that child! My son the thief. The four-year-old thief. I can't believe it.

But I'm pretty sure he won't be doing that again, thanks to my super-awesome kids who shoplift speech. See, the first time. They get off easy. A little apology. Pay for the gum themselves. Get their DS taken away for the day. This type of thing. But the 2nd time?

Jail.

And really, who can I blame for this? Certainly it wasn't something I taught him. And I doubt I can get away with blaming his father. The only thing I can come up with is that it's in his blood. The same blood that ran through Butch's veins is running through Thing 1's. Man I'm in for it.

Hope your day is going better than mine!

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?

ED WEARS SHORT SHORTS!!!

Decided to bring my facebook discussion over to blogger.

For those of you who for some crazy reason weren't able to catch The Bachelorette this week, I looked, and looked, everywhere for a still of Ed in his little green shorts, but couldn't find one. So, a you tube video will have to do. But don't worry, you don't have to watch for long. His little John Stockton inspired lovelies show up within the first 15 seconds.

And I have to know. Do we like the Ed's version of fashion-forward swimwear, or is it just a bit too much white man thigh?

Alls I know, is if those trunks don't have a little mesh undie built in, so help us all. I was afraid the whole episode a little of Ed's junk was gonna slip right on out of his trunks if ya know what I mean. So, let your voice be heard. Comments are now open.

Now, I don't' want to sway your opinion, but on a side note, um, what is going on? I really liked Reid. Like alot. And saw Jills and Reid all old and wrinkled and happy together forever. But instead she goes with Ed & his whack fashion sense. Did she ever think that maybe the reason they weren't in the "mood" was because of his shorts? I'm telling you. Short-short green swim trunks aren't all that seksy if ya catch my drift.

BRILLS

Saw this on my friend Aimee's blog, and think it is absolutely brilliant. As soon as this is available in my area, I'm getting it for sure. This is such a great idea, especially for the new business. Thanks Aim, for the great tip! And you are absolutely right, just another reason why Google is King!

LOVE YOU GRANDPA!

Ottis M. Plant Colonel, U.S. Army Ottis was a kind and gentle man whose life personified impeccable integrity, wisdom, perseverance, and strength of character. He was born on August 16, 1918, in Richmond, Utah, to Henry Thomas Plant and Edith Louisea Webb. Ottis was a graduate of Utah State University, a member of Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity, and a cadet in the Army ROTC program. Originally planning a career in dental medicine, he was commissioned a Second Lieutenant and, with the breakout of World War II, placed on active duty in 1940. While stationed in the Territory of Alaska, Ottis met and fell in love with a beautiful woman named Beverly Schmidt from St. Louis, Mo. She worked as an executive secretary, teletype operator, and multiplex operator for the Alaska Communication System, Signal Corp, U.S. Army, in Anchorage. They were married on June 17, 1944, in El Paso, Texas, and the marriage was later solemnized in the Salt Lake Temple. During his 29 years of military service, he, Beverly, and his mother-in-law, Clara, whom he loved dearly, moved 21 times. Preceded in death by Beverly and Clara, Ottis rejoined them on July 9, 2009. Ottis served in numerous prestigious command and leadership assignments while serving as a career Army Officer. Highlights of his military service with the Defense Intelligence Agency include assignments as Chief, Intelligence Planning Group, J2, Joint Chiefs of Staff; Assistant Chief of Staff for Intelligence and Collection of Intelligence, G2, Army General Staff; and Chief, Training and Education (Intelligence), G2, Army General Staff. Ottis also served as Chief Instructor, Command and Leadership Department, U.S. Army Command and General Staff College, at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas. Notwithstanding the aforementioned, Ottis regarded his most meaningful assignment as Commander of an Air Defense Battalion in South Korea for thirteen months while assigned to the 8th U.S. Army. His battalion was deployed on mountaintops in battery sized units with surveillance search radar and hawk antiaircraft missiles overlooking North Korea with the mission to monitor and counter Soviet aircraft flown by Chinese and North Korean pilots. While stationed in Korea, Ottis served as President of the first LDS District in South Korea. It was here that he met President Gordon B. Hinckley during a Sunday worship service in Seoul. In President Hinckley's book, Go Forward with Faith, he describes the testimony meeting on page 257 as follows: "It was one of the most moving experiences of my life to listen to them. Here were strong military men who wept as they thanked the Lord for the Gospel, for their families, and one another..And so it went for the better part of three hours to become an unforgettable spiritual experience." Ottis concluded his military career as the Professor of Military Science at the University of Utah. He and his family resided in Quarters 13A, Officer's Circle, on historic Fort Douglas. Ottis was directly responsible for obtaining the "Thunder Ute" cannon that is fired after Utah touchdowns. He was also instrumental in developing the Army ROTC programs at Brigham Young University and the Weber State University. Ottis voluntarily served the University of Utah faculty as an adjunct professor in the Department of Geography. His numerous awards and decorations include the Joint Services Commendation Medal and the Legion of Merit. After retirement, Ottis was selected to become the President and General Manager of National Distribution Systems (NDS) at Freeport Center, Clearfield, Utah. He developed this company into one of the largest and most efficient storage and distribution facilities in the United States. Nominated by his executive secretary, Ottis was recognized as "Boss of the Year" in 1971 by the National Secretarial Association for his leadership example, achievements, and personal care of employees. After his second retirement, Ottis worked as a leadership and management consultant and lecturer. He was a requested speaker and addressed such diverse organizations as a Scientific Seminar for the Department of Agriculture, the Geographer's Association, and the National Association of Shippers Advisory Board. Ottis once again answered the call of duty, this time for the State of Utah, when Governor Cal Rampton asked him to serve as Chairman of the State Liquor Control Commission in 1978. Ottis was a proud and serving member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints throughout his military and civilian career. His callings while in the military included District President, Stake High Counsel, and Independent Branch President. After military retirement,, Ottis served as a Host and Guide on Temple Square for ten years. He and his wife, Beverly, served two church leadership missions in the Temple View Stake, 4th Ward, and Liberty Stake, 8th Ward. They also served as Temple Workers in the Salt Lake City Temple. When Ottis wasn't serving his Church, his Country, or his State, he was golfing. He learned to golf as a left handed player while in the military service because "playing right-handed made the game too easy!" One of Ottis' proudest moments occurred on November 12, 2005, at the Utah vs. New Mexico Football game, when he was recognized by the University of Utah as the Blue Cross Blue Shield "Super Fan" for his contributions to the university and for being the father of three sons who all received their undergraduate degrees from Utah. Go Utes! Ottis is survived by his sons, COL (Ret) Thomas O. Plant (Eleanor), Randall A. Plant (Paula), and Gary Lee Plant (Connie), nine grandchildren, and two great-grandchildren. The family would like to thank the staff, nurses, and CNAs at Alta Ridge Assisted Living in Sandy and 1st Choice Hospice for the love and compassionate care they provided Ottis during the last six months of his life. Graveside services with Military Honors will be held on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 at 11:30 am at the Salt Lake City Cemetery, 200 North "N" Street, SLC, UT. Family and friends may call Wednesday morning from 10:00 to 11:00 am at Larkin Sunset Lawn Mortuary, 2350 East 1300 South, SLC. UT prior to services. Please send condolences to the family at www.larkinmortuary.com

FOUND IT!

Pure Brilliance, right?

KILLED IT!

Okay, so I've been scouring the web for some video of these two killing their Wade Robson routine from last night's SYTYCD, but nothing is up yet. As soon as I find it, I will post it.

I just absolutely love Wade Robson's routines. They are so unique, and clever, and have fabulous choreography. They are 100% entertaining, and leave you always wanting more. He is so quirky, and creative. And every routine he puts out is amazing. But the one he rocked last night was insane! This was the first time this season I've rewound my DVR to watch a routine. I loved it that much! An to be honest, I'm not much of a Janette or a Brandon fan. I much prefer Kayla and Kupono, (and I love Mia too and her choreography) but I just thought these two killed it last night. First their fox trot, which was off the hook, and then their Wade Robson routine! They just hit every single beat. Made me want to dance around like a thief ;) I was so impressed.

Sometimes I feel like Mia gets alot of buzz for her routines, which she should since they are amazing, but in my opinion Wade just goes that extra mile. His routines are totally different, yet they tell a story and make you think. And frankly, I like that. I wish he was more of a regular on the show and definitely should judge an ep. He would be an amazing critique. I just think he brings such a unique perspective that SYTYCD needs.

So enough hubbub. When the video is up, I will post it here for you so you can feast your eyes on a little bit of awesomeness this Thursday. Stay tuned.

DID HE, OR DIDN'T HE?

Well, I tried to stay away. Really I did. No, not from watching the Bachelorette silly, but from blogging about the Bachelorette.

But I just can't go on about my life and not discuss this with you all. Because this is important. Really. Cause I know as much as you don't want to admit it, you're watching it too. And loving every single trashy minute.

So, guys, what's our opinion. Did he have a girlfriend or didn't he?


Was Jake just totally coming back to screw things up for Wes? Or was there an actual girlfriend? And if so, just for the record, I hope to high heaven there isn't one anymore. What girl would let her boyfriend go on a dating show?! Insane! So, I know he said somewhere amongst his drunken limo ride home that "he was the first bachelor to make it it to fourth place with a girlfriend." Was this a bad case of drunk dialing, without the dialing? Or the drunken truth?

Please let your voice be heard. Comments are now open.

A FUTURE IN HEAVY WEIGHT BOXING?

I swear, if I have to send Thing 2 to her room one more time for biting Thing 1's ear, I'm going to have to start calling her Tyson and him Evander.

She has done it three times already. I need a vacation.

MY NEW TIME WASTER

Okay, well, If you are wondering why I've been such a crappy blogger as of late, it's because of this little item above. That's right friends, I've got myself a new toy, and I've been loving every minute of it.

Well, while we were on vacation we lost our camera. Which I am completely bummed about because we had some really great pics on there. So, since we needed a new camera, I've been researching them, and even bought one and hated it. The pictures just weren't very good, and so I was going to have to spend a couple hundred dollars on one that could take great ones.

Then one day while we were at the pool, I asked my friend Kristin, if her iphone took good pictures. And she showed me a few, and it did. We started talking about her phone, and if she liked it, and all the crazy cool things it could do. She told me that they had the new ones on sale right now, and I decided I would look into it.

I found out I only had 30 days left on my current cell phone plan, so I went ahead at got the iphone. I went with the 3GS since it came with a little bit nicer camera and video as well. I am really enjoying this purchase because of all the neat things it can do.

So, I thought for those of you with iphones or itouches, I would go ahead and list my favorite apps that have been sucking my time away and maybe possibly you would share your favs with me.

Okey dokey.

• First off, I really do love that I have my camera and camcorder built in to my phone. I was always forgetting my camera everywhere I went, and my old cell phone took really crappy pictures. You could tell they were from a cell phone. These ones not so much.
• The other thing I am finding that I really enjoy about this phone is the built-in calendar. Now, I know my old phone probably had one too, but I am just now, for the first time beginning to see the brilliance it in. No need to carry around my little pocket calendar. Awesome.
• I love the note pad on there, that I can just jot down a quick blog idea, or my grocery list.
• It is great to have my ipod in there too, since I've been rocking the ipod mini forever, which incidentally isn't really so "mini" compared to the other ipods out there.
• The built-in compass is pretty cool. Especially for someone who used to believe that north was always in front of you. ;)

Now for my favorite apps.

1. google. Love that I can google random things anywhere. This is great for proving my point. Say we are out, and we are arguing about a technicality, google will always have my back.
2. Accuweather. Love that I can get hourly updates on the weather, as well as a 15 day forcast.
3. New York Times. Love that I can catch up on the news via my phone.
4. Huffington Post. Love this blog.
5. Facebook. Fun time sucker.
6. Scriptures. Yes, I put scriptures before facebook. No more lugging the books around.
7. Hymns. I do have them on here, but no I don't sing. Ever. But I can lipsynch the hymns like a champ. If you heard me sing, you just might say a prayer of thanks that I do lipsynch.
8. Pandora. Awesome little station. Put in a song you like, it will play songs it thinks you will like cause you like that other one. Bad explanation. Good application.
9. Espn. This is on here, cause I love hubs. Can find the score to any Sox game at the touch of a button.
10. Around Me. Will find any restaurant or store or gas station around you. Uses the gps in my phone. Love this.
11. Urban spoon. Want to find the nearest Sushi? Just punch in sushi and there you go. Kinda like Around me.
12. Fandango. Like this one for being able to check what movies are playing where.
13. Wells Fargo.
14. Check please. Will tabulate the tip on any amount plus split the check into however many ways necessary. Totally silly, but still fun.
15. Polarize Me. One of my favorite apps. Turns your regular photos into Polaroids. Too fun.
16. My Wireless att. Lets you check how many minutes you've burned through, or text messages.
17. Run K Pro. This one is probably one of my most used. So, the other day I couldn't find my gps watch I usually run with, so Hubs said, I bet they have an app for that. And sure enough. It cost me ten bucks, but it is awesome. So I just have to carry my phone while I run, which I do anyway cause of my ipod, and it will tell me how fast I'm running, my distance, and how long it's been. It also has all sorts of other sports on there, like cycling, cross country skiing, rollerblading. SA weet. And at the end, it will pull up a little map, so I can see where I went. Too cool. If you are a runner, I highly recommend this app.
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    Shazam. So awesome. Watching tv and a commercial comes on, and you want to know the name of the song? Just hold your phone up to the speaker, and it will tell you the title and artist. Loves it.
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    restraunts. This app is awesome. Will tell you the nutritional information from pretty much any chain restaurant.
20. i handy level. Phone becomes an instant level.
21. youtube.
22. blocked. Fun little game. Thanks for the tip Aim.
23. Pac Man. Keeps the kids thoroughly entertained.
24. Scramble. Makes me feel like an idiot. I hate this. Hubs loves it.
25. bublewrap. Again, kid fav.
26. Lightsaber. Thing 1 thinks this is the coolest ever. Phone turns into a light saber. Makes the cool sounds and everything.
27. Paper Toss. I suck at this.
28. Ice Age 3D. Thing 1 loves the skate ramp.
29. Wild West. My game of choice. Pin ball machine.
30. Sprout Dress Chica. My kids love to play this in the car. Dress up the chicken. Laugh your head off.
31. Adventure Preschool games. Colors, numbers, shapes, body, matching sounds. Thing 2 enjoys this.
32. i coloring.
33. doodle kids
34. jirbo match. Thing 2's favorite app. Matching game.
35. i write. Practice writing your letters.
36. bus. The wheels on the bus. Kids love this one. But the song is annoying.
37. mini piano. show off your skillz.
38. scoops. Kid game, but I could play for hours. Catch the scoops on the cone, avoid the veggies. Brilliant.
39. email. Duh. How could I forget. Love being able to send and get e-mail while I'm at the pool.

And there you have it. My iphone post. Sorry I've been a crappy blogger. It's just so addicting. But never fear. I've got a little list of posts rockin' in my notes app, and I just signed up for mobile blogger so I can post from my new phone. Watch out.

THE PICS ARE UP

So, the awesome photographer put up some sample pics of the Eric & Danni's wedding on his website today and I posted them on the family blog if you are interested.

Here are a few sneak peeks.

If you don't have access to the family blog, but would like too, just shoot me an e-mail via my naptimenostalgia@hotmail.com with you e-mail and I will add you to the list.

Thanks!

LIVING IN UTAH

Remember THIS post on how to identify a convert?

Well, on Tuesday night I hosted a little Summer Salad enrichment in my backyard (holla to my HV peeps!). And guess what was the very first salad that showed up?

Yep. Green Jello Salad. It was all I could do not to laugh.

I love living in Utah.

TO MY DEAREST LOVING HUBS

Dear Hubs,

Okay, so my birthday. It's in October. A long way off I realize. However I just stumbled upon what could be only THE MOST FABULOUS BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER. And well, I'm hoping this little post-a-la-hint will do the trick.

So I have been loving Kathy Griffins stand up for quite sometime now. I love all her celebrity bashing. I think it's hilarious. As you know, I routinely laugh out loud in a somewhat annoying manner almost every time I see her on television. And, come on, admit it. You've giggled too. And wouldn't it be fun to giggle together to Kathy Griffin LIVE? Well now we can. Our chance is coming. November 21st to be exact. And I can't think of a better way to spend a Saturday in November. Can you? And here is where you can purchase the tickets for my MOST FABULOUS BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER. Couldn't be easier, right?


Your loving wife,

Amy

And bloggers, if you happen to be a Kathy fan as well, feel free to join us. Trust me, she won't disappoint.

Gourmet Gifting

So, beginning sometime in March I started randomly receiving Gourmet magazine monthly in the mail. The first time I thought it was a fluke. Somehow they miss delivered or something. Looked on the mailing address and sure enough it was mine. Strange. Since I've never read or even seen this magazine I decided to open it up and see what it was all about. And it was fantastic. Well written articles about entertaining, traveling, and the latest in good food. It comes jam-packed with new and interesting ideas about cooking and tonz of easy-to-follow recipes. I devoured (pun intended) the issue and found myself curiously intrigued as to who would send me such a gift. Could it be Hubs sneaky way of "encouraging" me to cook dinner more often? Or maybe it was somebody who thought it might be a nice subtle way to send me some pointers on "good living" or way to spruce up my entertaining skills. I just wasn't sure. As I pondered on my good fortune I found myself anxiously awaiting the next issue and then the next.

I find it somewhat amusing that I waited so many months to find out who ordered this subscription. I kinda liked thinking that someone would care enough about me to order me a gift subscription to a magazine. Almost like a secret gift-giving admirer. But today, my curiosity got the best of me, and I went ahead and called Gourmet Magazine. I nervously dialed, and patiently answered all of the computerized questions until I could speak to a real living person and find out the identity of my Gourmet gifter. And the sender?

Well, I'd like to tell you some happy warm-hearted story about a thoughtful person, but instead I found that I received a free year long subscription when I ordered a Christmas gift for someone from the Napa Style catalogue. Not as whimsical an ending as I've been imagining all these months. Nevertheless, I think I will continue to enjoy my Gourmet Magazine just as much as I have been. I've tried a few new recipes, got some great advice about getting my children to eat better, and visited some amazing places via some beautiful, touching photographs. I love all things artsy. Photography, music, food and art are just a few ways my right brained self loves to be stimulated. But probably the best thing I've learned in my Gourmet adventure? That I just might start adding magazine subscriptions to my "great gifts for everyone" gift-giving repertoire. What a fun way to say "I love you" or "Happy Birthday" or "Merry Christmas". Giving someone a gift that keeps on giving. Every month that person is sure to think of you and be reminding of your love for them. Plus, isn't it just lovely to get something in the mail that isn't junk or a bill? So fun. Yep, I think this will be my new way to send love in '09. Keep your eyes peeled and your mailboxes open. Something fun just might be on it's way.

VENTURE OUTDOORS FESTIVAL

Have I ever told you all what a fantastic neighborhood we live in? We actually live in the Millcreek Township, and they are always planning free, fun, family-friendly activities. And since we like fun and free we are usually try to make it out to them when we can.

One such activity happens to be going on today. And if you are interested I'd thought I'd put all the info on here and maybe we will see you around. Today's activity is the 4th annual Venture Outdoors Festival. It is held at Canyon Rim Park (2900 E. 3100 S.). The hours are from 3-9 p.m. They have lots of different events and activities. Something for everyone. They will have two tents, the pavilion and amphitheatre filled with fun.

Over at the Millcreek Gardens Recreation Tent they will have:

3:00 -- Ruth Young from body works

3:45 -- Summer container Garndening

4:30 -- Dutch-Oven cooking with Roger B. Sounds delish!

5:15 -- Nordic walking

6:00 -- Bugsology

6:45 -- Kites with breakin' wind

7:30 -- Lund Grafx Works and Ayl Gadget guy

8:15 -- powertri --determine your cycling power and thresholds to maximize your cycling performance

Over at the St. Mark's hospital Recreation Tent

3:00 - REI bike Maintenance

3:45 - 10 tips for creating great photographs

4:30 - Edible landscape with joy bossi

5:15 - Salt Lake water quality

6:00 - Bike collective

6:15 - Herb gardening

7:30 - sports nutrition -calling all endurance racers!

8:15 - Dog safety

East Pavilion

3:00 - The UFOS --unicycling team for organs

4:00 - Canyon rim academy jump team

4:45 - Thalia condo -musical artist

5:30 - Duna international folk dance ensemble

6:15 - katie McMinn- singer songwriter

7:00 - United studios for self defense

7:45 - Duna international folk dance ensemble

Dans Foods amphitheatre

3:00 - Radio Disney

4:00 - Bre Larson - pop & r&b

4:45 - Scales & Tails adventure

5:30 - one voice children's choir

6:00 - west bench - band

7:00 - Josh Wilson - singer songwriter

8:00 - Josh Rosenthal

9:00 - incendiary circus & samba fogo - fire performers -- heck yeah!

Other activities going on daily throughout the park

Agility dogs

Astronomy

fly-fishing

k-9 sheriff demo

kids jungle fun-run

9-hole mini golf course

animal adoptions

art fun

atv mini safety course and ride

beachsold volleyball arena

BMI assessment with St. Marks

Dunk Tank -- um yes please

Giant obstacle course

giant slide

howdy da clown

kokopelli kfit

mountain boarding

paint a snow plow

pathways to fishing

PGA-utah section

salt lake sheriff's archery

speed pitch and soccer challenge

climbing tower

So, if you are in need of some fun today, head on over. Hopefully the weather will cooperate. If not, a little rain never hurt anyone. Right? See ya there!

THE PICS ARE UP

So, I just wanted to let you all know that the "Wedding Extravaganza Jersey Shore Excursion of '09" pictures are up on the family blog for those of you who are interested. Here's just a little teaser. Hubs and me posing outside Mud City with Clammy.

The whole week was a blast. And the wedding was off the hook. I am so happy for them. Congrats Eric & Danni!

FINALLLY. . .

Proof!! He is mine. I did carry him!! Well, after a good five years, I've finally found a trait in my son that he most definitely got from me. Seriously, he looks exactly like Hubs. From his head to his toe. Exact replica. It's kinda cute actually. But some days I find myself wishing that he had something of mine. You know. Like maybe my ears, or my toes or something. And well, after five years I finally found it. The gene he got from me.

This kid LOVES a good accessory.

Hubs is so proud.

And I can't think of a better gene for him to have inherited. Cause, well, lets just face it. Accesories are great, give you a little juje. And everyone needs a little juje. Accessories make you smile, they always fit, and can be useful (like tell you the time). Three cheers for accessories!

Every day he goes through this whole routine putting on his "stuff".

Hearing aids.
Hat.
Sunglasses.
Wristband --sometimes two.
Watch.
Wristband on ankle (yeah. I don't get it either)
and last but most certainly not least. His backpack that he MUST carry around at all times. But not like a normal backpack. He must wear it like a messenger bag.

I so love this kid.

911

Okay, so I know you are probably tired of reading about this on my blog (and if your my family, hearing about it at Sunday dinner), but I'm convinced there is more to 911 then just planes. Go ahead, give a listen. And educated yourself. Steel melts at 2700 degrees F. Maximum temperature jet fuel burns at is 1500 degrees F. You do the math.

TUESDAY'S TIP POST OFFICE LOVE

Summer equals vacation. Right? Or Holiday if your from across the ocean. I've always loved that word. Holiday. Not the halloween and valentines holiday, but the vacation holiday. And I think I'm going to have to start annoying people by using this term instead of the word vacation from now on.

Them: "Why are you so tan?"
Me: "Oh, I just got back from holiday."

Just sounds fancier, right? Okay, so this post does have a point. And what's the worst part of going on holiday (besides the post-vacay mountain of laundry)? Finding, or remembering rather, to have someone pick up your mail, and water your lawn etc.


Well, I found this little website that will at least help with one of these nuances. That's right folks. Your local United States Postal Service. Once you get to the website, you just look to the right hand side of the screen where it has a pull down menu for receiving mail. Click on that. Then click on "put mail on hold". It will take you here. Then, just put in your zip code. Then name and address. Next you can choose the date for your mail to stopped being delivered and a day to resume the mail delivery. Then you can have the post office either deliver all the mail they held on the day you get back, or you can choose to pick it up at your nearest post office at your earliest convenience. Pretty handy right?


You can schedule the holds in advance, or say you've had a slight brain fart and forgot? Just log on from your vacation destination and hold the mail from there. Pretty fantastic if I do say so myself.


Happy Traveling Friends!

OH NO!

Everyone knows how pro-Obama I was during the election. And this? Well, I don't have words quite yet, but it concerns me. I'm just sayin'. Have a lookie and let me know what you think.

SUNSHINE LOVE

Okay, first off I just need to get something off my chest. Here goes:

I really, really, really sometimes wish I was one of those bloggers who could write short, funny, intriguing posts. Well, that's just not me. And as much as I wish, and hope it was, it's just not. My posts and my writing in general tends to be really wordy. And lengthy. And can seem somewhat like I'm just rambling. Which I guess, I just might be. And well, I'm sorry about that. I wish I could write differently, but I can't. I'm not sure if this is because I talk to two people about superheros and princesses all day, or if I just have a lot bottled up inside me, but either way, I realize it's kind of annoying. I'm working on it. But brace yourself friends, this is gonna be a long one.


This topic, is well, so close to my heart, I just don't even know where to begin. Music. I love it. And I need it daily. Music is such an amazing art form to me. The way people can put their thoughts and words to music has always intrigued me.

I didn't necessarily grow up in a very musical family per say, but there was always music in the home. I mean, my Dad plays the accordion, but I've only heard him play a few times. And my mom doesn't play any instrument, but she can sing nicely. I'm not sure if it's because she didn't really learn to play an instrument or what, but she insisted, or MADE us rather, learn to play the piano. Which, when I was a child, I absolutely HATED. All that darn practicing. Ugg. Couldn't my mother see I would much rather be outside playing kick the can, than counting notes and struggling through arrangements? And don't let me even get started on all the lying I did surrounding that darn piano. I mean, my mom must have known. Was it really possible that every time she went out I did my practising? I can remember fighting with my brothers about it. Who's turn it was to get to say they did their practicing while she was out. Just. So. Wrong. But I loathed it. All that stupid practicing! I finally quit when I was in junior high. I guess she figured since I could play most of the hymns then I was good.

Both my Mom and my Dad loved music and we always had it playing in our house, and in the car. I grew up on James Taylor, Simon & Garfunkel, John Denver and Anne Murray. With two older brothers though, I also grew up on Tupac, Run DMC, and pretty much all the 90's rap that was out there. My oldest brother was known for his extensive CD collection. One of the biggest at his high school. Unfortunately, my room was right above his, so I pretty much lived and breathed rap music. I think this must be why I kinda have this strange love for hip hop and rap, whereas most people I know hate it.

One of the things I just love about music is the way it can serve almost as a backdrop in your life. There are so many different songs that when I hear them, take me right back to a certain time in my life. Even sometimes a specific moment in time.

Take Thugs N' Harmony's wonderful little song Wake Up for instance. My brother Dave, I kid you not, set this CD as his alarm every single morning his entire senior year. Every morning I would wake up to that ridiculous song. "Wake up, Wake up, it's the first of the month." Ugg. I could shoot myself!!

Or how about Blind Melon's It's no rain? This takes me right back to my first real kiss ever. Good old Lee. He loved Blind Melon. And that song was super popular at the time. The summer after 7th grade. Gotta love it. Every time I hear it, I think of him.

Indio Girls? Immediately think of Lake Powell. We would jam to this the whole way down and the entire week we were there.

Or how about Smashing Pumpkin's 1979? One Friday night when I was in high school a bunch of my friends had rented out some rooms downtown at Little America. I don't remember much, if anything about that night, except for that Jeremy Lyman was there. And he had just bought this new car. And by new I mean, new to him. It was some 1970's boat, and he took me and a bunch of my friends on a ride. I have no idea who was there, i just remember sitting in the back seat, with all the windows in the car down, hair blowing in the wind, with the speakers blaring the Pumpkin's 1979. It was then that for some reason Jeremy went the wrong way down a one-way street. We were screaming our heads off at him, because of all the cars coming straight at us. I thought I was going to die. I'm laughing just remembering it. We were so scarred. And all the while Smashing Pumpkins was jamming in the background.

Take Dave Mathews Band. There are a few of their songs that just hold so much emotion for me. They are so dear to me, that I almost don't really even feel comfortable sharing which ones. But they will always mean Hubs to me. Too many lazy days spent sluffing over at his house on the water bed.

And Simon & Garfunkel's I am a rock? This will always mean family to me. It's been a long-standing joke in our family, that although I love music, I'm not so great at hearing the lyrics. And I don't really care. I just sing it like I hear it. So, all growing up when the song says, "I am a rock, I am an island." I thought it said, "I am a rock, I am an awe---some rock!" In fact, I still sing it that way if I hear it come on. Even at my wedding my brothers intentionally put this song on the mix and sang it wrong just for me.


So yeah, music. It really is the backdrop of my life. That's why today, after a specifically intense spinning class full of Lady Gaga and other ass pushing songs, it was a nice reprieve during the cool down to hear a song that I haven't heard in a really long time. And that I absolutely love. And represents and means so much for me. That song?

Here Comes The Sun by the Beatles.

Okay, I guess I need to say something really quick. For those of you who know me well, or are a regular reader know of my absolute LOVE and NEED for the sun. I have self-diagnosed SADD, and just crave the sun. I am that person that has every blind and window wide open. I always think it's funny when I drive down the street and everyone has their blinds and shades pulled in the day. I so just don't get that. In fact I would rather be awakened by the sun than anything else. This is why I love summer. Long days. The sun rises early and sets late. I honestly think there might be some sort of secret chemical in the sun that my body just needs. Like maybe vitamin D. I just need loads of it. And so, I must see it everyday or else I just get sad and depressed. It's very strange and weird, I know, but it's me.


Anyhoo, as I was listening to the wonderfullness that is the song "Here Comes the Sun", it made me think of all the other brilliant tunes out there devoted to the word sun. And well, I thought today, with the officially start of summer, that I might share some of those lovelies. I hope you are having a fabulous day. And that this warm weather is warming your soul like it is mine. It's like I slowly start to come alive as the sun makes it's debut each spring. I literally turn into a different person in the summer. I want to get out of the house. I want to go on walks, go to the pool, go up the canyon to roast mallows and dogs. I want to be out, basking in it's awesomeness. So, here's to you sun!! Welcome home. Welcome home.

Here Comes The Sun - Beatles



That leads me right into:

You are My Sunshine - When I was looking for a video to post with this song, I came upon this one. And I am such sucker for people proclaiming their love through video and music. Enjoy!




Next up: Len, If You Steal My Sunshine. Most of you are probably thinking to yourselves, Who?
Sure, they are a one-hit-wonder, and the video is horribly cheesy, but the song is as catchy as ever, and is in most of mix playlists. I mean, scooters? Really? The option to embed this song has been disabled, so you are gonna have to click here, to listen to it in all it's glory.

Fallen Sunshine by Matt Costa & Jack Johnson






Want to continue in this little fun sunshine roadtrip? Then please check out these:

Walking on Sunshine

Sun is Shining - Bob Marley

Sunshine On My Shoulder - John Denver

Sunshine - Mos Def

Good Day Sunshine - Paul McCartney

Sunshine Of Your Love - Jimi Hendrix

and last but certainly not least, You Are The Sunshine Of My Life - Stevie Wonder


Well, I hope you enjoyed my trip down memory lane. I've loved sharing a little bit of sunshine with you today. Hope you all have a fantastic Memorial Day weekend filled with entirely too much sunshine!

CRAFTY SHMAFTY

Saw this cute flutter top tutorial on Sew Mama Sew! and I think I just might try to make it. Doesn't look too difficult. Plus, the fabric combinations are endless. Oh, just think of the fun. . . .

TUESDAY'S TIP: SUMMER FUN

Well, it's beginning to feel more and more like summer around here. What with the ridiculously hot days, school ending for Thing 1 this week, and swimming lessons starting up, it sure does feel like we are in the swing of things. There are a few things that signify summer to me. The warm summer evenings spent BBQ-ing, Bob's Brain Freezes at least weekly, swimming everyday and a few more that I thought I'd highlight. Check em out if you'd like.


First off:

Starting Monday June 22 and going through August 3 from 6-8 p.m. Red Butte Garden will be having performances, entertainment, crafts and activities. Rates are $24 for 2 adults and 4 kids, regular garden admission rates (if there is fewer of ya), or FREE for those with memberships.

• June 22 - Salt Lake Scots (bagpipers). You know we will definitely be to this one. Just so hubs can say "Piper down" in his best Scottish accent.
• June 29 - Bollywood Dance Club
• July 6 - Ko Ngati Hiona - Maori music & Dance.
• July 13 - Death Cab for Cutie is having a concert. Might be fun to just go and let the kids play and listen to the tunes for free.
• July 20 - Kenshin - Taiko Drums, Japanese. Really excited for this one too.
• July 27 - Eastern Arts - dance & music.
• August 3 - Morning star - Native American dance and Music

I'm really excited for these, and am even more pleased with myself for getting the yearly membership. Can't think of a more fabulous way to spend family night then basking in some enriching music and dance.

Next:

This years farmers market starts June 13th and runs through October 17th. Open 8 a.m.- 1 p.m. We go quite frequently during the summer for fresh organic veggies, and since our kids are early risers, we get there when it opens. It's a lot less crowded which means easier parking and more elbow room.

And last but certainly not least:

Millcreek Movie Nights. The first one is coming up quickly.

• June 5th Kung Fu Panda Canyon Rim Park. Movie starts at dusk. You know we will be rocking this one since this is my very favorite animated movie ever. Robin Hood is a close second, but KFP pulled ahead this past year.
• June 12th Mama Mia Evergreen Park. Again, movie starts at dusk.
  
  

THE BRIGHT SPOT IN AN OTHERWISE CRAPPY DAY

Tonight I can't decide which is funnier. The season finale of SNL with host Will Ferrell, or Hubs trying to tivo through it. Not knowing if it's a real commercial or an SNL short. Nope, went to far, have to go back. Watching real commercials for way longer than necessary cause really, you never know, and watching him get frustrated about it.

Ahhhhh. Good times. Good times.

MY SO-CALLED LIFE

• Okay, first off. There are no pictures to go with this post. I understand if you want to immediately go and hit next blog. I get it. They will probably have pics. I will not. If you decide to stay, don't comment about me not having pics. Just accept it.

• Where was I? Oh yes, My so-called life. Remember that TV show back in the nineties? I loved it. It was only on the air for maybe like half a season, but what a season it was. Actually, to be honest, I don't remember a lot of it. Mostly just coveting Claire Dane's hair and Jared Leto. Not necessarily in that order. But really it was hard not to love Claire's teen angst when I was currently experiencing my own teen angst. I believe I was a sophomore. The only reason I remember this is that there was this girl in my class who loved the show so much that when she heard it was being cancelled she made up a petition to have people sign to save the show. At the time I didn't sign it, cause well, frankly I was a teenager and cared to much about what people thought of me. But I can also remember feeling a kinship with this girl. Someone else who loves the drama of television as much as me. I always have. And ever since reality tv and Tivo, honestly, it's gotten much worse. But this time of the year? The end of season finale time? My love for TV goes to a whole new level. Am I proud of this? No. It just is. Believe me, I've tried to go without TV. But I just can't. So sue me. I figure since I don't watch "live" tv anymore, I'm saving tons of time and since I only watch until after the kids are in bed, that it is sorta somehow justified. The only show I can watch live anymore is The Food Network. More specifically Paula Deen's Home Cooking. Just something about her southern drawl and massive use of heavy cream and butter that just soothes my soul. But alas, I digress. Let's get on to the goods.

• Okey, dokey. Before I begin, I probably should warn you that I'm feeling a bit strange at the moment. Not sure if it's the fever I'm rockin' or the heavy cold meds, but yes, this post will be odd. Just go with it. Let's start with the Biggest Loser. Oh man what a show. I just love it. However I also love to watch it while eating sugary sweet tangy taffy. I just think the taffy makes the show better. I know it's wrong, and I kinda feel guilty when Bob comes on with his little tips about healthy eating. But that is what Tivo is for, right? So, it's no secret that I wanted TARA to win. Really bad. I even wore a "GO TARA" shirt the night of the finale (see I told you I was crazy). But my shirt magic didn't help. That whiny little butt face Helen had to win. Eww. Just saying her name makes me want to vomit. Who sends their fat kid home, so they can stay and get skinny. Boo to you Helen. Boo. Okay, moving along. How fantastic did Mike look? I know I've said before that he doesn't deserve to win, simply cause he kept saying he was going to, but I would like to now retract that statement. Ever since Kris opened my eyes to the fact that heck, this is the first time he's ever been skinny in his whole life and he deserves to be a little cocky, I've agreed. Great job Mike. But the shocker of the finale was definitely Jerry. Who is this guy? Comes to the ranch for one week, faints, goes home and looses like 147 pounds!!! That is insane. I thought it was funny how he kept pumping his fist in the air. And it looked like his dentures were going to fall out at any moment. Congrats Jerry.

• Moving right along. . . LOST. Holy guacamole. My head is still spinning. Let's just take it from the top. Okay so the thing that eerks me the most is we've been hearing about this bloody Jacob for 4 seasons now. And he finally makes an entrance. And a very odd, verry creepy entrance at that. But don't get too attached friends, cause by the end, he is toast. Burnt toast. I did get the feeling though each time he visited one of our beloved losties he almost ushered them to the island. As if it was their destiny. Did you notice that he also touched or passed them each an item? Creepy! Glad to know that Hurley isn't crazy. He is still my fav. Kinda want to read O'Conner's book Everything That Rises Must Converge that Jacob was reading in the ep now. But wait on hold a minute, only the best thing ever also happened in the ep, Rose and Bernard are back!!! Yippy skippy! I'm so glad they are not lost. Just enjoying their little bungalow by the beach. Love how they said, that most people work all their lives for a little shack by the beach. And they have it. Very appropos Rose. Okay who was that guy in the beginning? Wearing all dark? While Jacob was wearing all white. This ep seemed a little "Narnia" influenced if you will.
  Alot of religious mumbo-jumbo underlying this show. And just who in the sam-heck is inside of Locke? Smoke Monster? Ahhh, I must now go and take an advil. My head hurts.

• Next Up? Greys Anatomy. can't say I really love this show. it's just eh for me. But I was kinda sad to see Isobel and George die, although I kinda saw it coming since I heard that they were both being let out of their contracts. This is all I have.

• Just can't wait for the Survivor season finale tonight. I really hope JT wins. They were silly to vote off coach. He was the perfect person to take to the end. On a side note here. I really wish Hubs would try out for Survivor. He would totally win. He is wicked smart, seen every episode of Man Vs. Wild, and ain't too bad on the eyes. ;) His only problem I can foresee is the fact that he doesn't do well without food. Kinda turns into a grump. But then again, who doesn't? Next time you see Hubs, please encourage this. I think it would be fantastic to have him win a million dollars.

• Okay, well I think that is about it for this novel tonight. I am sure there are other shows to blog about, but since I feel like I got run over by a truck I think I will go relax. Oh, and p.s. who gets two flat tires in one day? I did break a mirror last week, and I'm starting to worry that my seven years has decided to start today. I hope to high heaven that your Sabbath is going better than mine. Cheers!