Wednesday, January 14, 2009

MY FAVORITE TRAIN WRECK EVER

Okay so humor me for a moment while I verge away from my zen-ness (yes thats a word too) for a moment so we can discuss something very important.

The Bachelor.

That's right. Can we, for a moment discuss this craziness? Okay, so I've decided that The Bachelor is like a really, really, really bad car accident that you pass on the freeway. You know it's gonna be bad, really bad, maybe even disgusting and frightening, but you just can't NOT look. You know? And in a weird way, you think to yourself, those are real people in there. And then you feel bad for them, and want to know how it will all turn out. Will they be okay? Will they end up in the hospital? Mental institution? Married?

Just like Jason. You see, I'll admit, I've watched the bachelor a few times before ;), but I just HAD to watch this season, with Jason being the bachelor and all. You see, I got all sucked in during last seasons Bachelorette, and frankly was all but SHOCKED when Deanna picked that so-not-cute snowboarder. Now, don't get me wrong snowboarding is fantastic and all, but seriously? Over Jason? Yeah, I was literally screaming at the TV last season. Hubs thought about admitting me right there, but then he remembered how I am about my reality TV, and I remember how he screams at the TV while watching ESPN, and it's the exact same. Right?

So, when I found out they had picked Jason to be the Bachelor? I was actually, dare I admit, a bit excited? I mean, come on. How cute is Ty?


But we must discuss these loony bins, er girls, they find for the show. And really, I should know better by now. I've seen enough seasons of this crap to know that in order to be on the show you must be able to cry on cue. But somehow, inevitably, every season I wonder where they get them, and why oh why are they so darn emotional.

Well, and really most of these girls seem much to young and shallow to become a step-mom. I guess that's not really fair though, cause I bet really, there are alot of amazing women in that house for him to choose from. *wink*

But if I had to choose someone, I guess I kinda like Jillian, seen pictured below. She seems down-to-earth, funny and fun. But I'm worried since she got an early one-on-one and might not get another one for along time which could hurt her. Listen, to me. I'm ridiculous.


When I was looking through abc's website to find some pictures for this lovely little post of mine, I came across this one, and it just kinda made my jaw drop. How on god's green earth are you supposed to really get to know someone when there are two camera guys, two boom mike guys and two boom mike's in your face? Really. Is this romantic? Cause I don't get it. Sure it makes for fantastic tv (depending on who you ask I suppose. Hubs will watch some shows with me. Biggest Loser for instance. But this one he vetoed. He just flat refuses, which I sort of admire in a weird way.), but for finding a wife? Come on.



Well, I suppose the point of this post was to tell you all that I realize how insane I am for watching this show. And somehow in my little head, I am justifying it. Like since I know that it's bad for me, it's okay. Brilliant logic I know. Please don't think badly of me. Everyone needs a few guilty pleasures in their life on their quest to zen-ness right?

ZEN RAMBLINGS

My zen thought for the day is this: Why is it, that I, you, me, we, are called human beings, yet I act and seem more like a human doing. I am not what I do, nor what I have. For today, I hope I can live up to my name. Human Being. Being. Be.
For it is certain, that to be present we must first just be.
Namaste.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

TUESDAY'S TIP The Smart Spin!


Okay, so a few months back I got my very first Tuesday's Tip Request. (I know right? How fun is that?) The problem? Tupperware. Kris's question was simple. What do you do to simplify and easify (yes that's a word) your Tupperware?
And really, my answer is very simple. I have The Smart Spin! And I absolutely love it! For a long time I had the old fashioned multiple sized lids and based Tupperware. And I HATED it. I loathed it. I really and truly could not stand it. Actually, I still do have a few of the really large ones, and I still hate them. I can never find a matching lid, or the right size bottom. Uggg. I don't know why I even keep them around.
Because now that I have The Smart Spin, I'm thinner, younger, and wait. . . just kidding. I was starting to sound like an infomercial for a minute. But really, I love this thing. I have it on my shelf above my microwave, and I just pull out the base. (Yes, it slides!) And then spin till I find my desired size grande, venti, or super-venti (ha. don't you hate that about Starbucks? Um, yeah. I will have a medium. Whatever that is.) So, you pick your size, and then here is the great part, all the lids are the same size! What a novel idea! And they have there own little spot. So handy, and so easy. No more rummaging around in a Tupperware drawer or shelf. Now, its all easy and compact and simplified. Wa-hoo.
If I was being completely honest, I suppose now would be an appropriate time to say that I abhor left overs. I really can't stand re-heated food. It's just gross. Or something. It's not that I feel I'm too good for leftovers, it's just that if I'm going to put calories into my body it better be worth it. And re-heated pasta? So. Not. Worth. It. So yeah, I'm not a big user of Tupperware, but when I do use it, I am no longer cursing at the Tupperware Gods. Also, I wish they had more large containers, instead of so many little ones, but other than that, this thing is pretty darn near Tupperware perfection. If there is such a thing. Anyway, I hope this answered your question and tupperware dilema Kris.
Hope you are all having a fabuloso Tuesday!
Have a problem or conundrum you'd like solved? Go to ask jeev. . . just kidding. Go ahead and ask away, and hopefully I can help solve your problems. Cause really, who doesn't need more handbag space? And no, I'm no expert, but I do find some odd thrill in solving problems. And yes, I was a part of Future Problem Solvers of America in 6th grade. If this doesn't qualify me to answer your questions, I don't know what will.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Zen Ramblings

Today, while I was in Yoga, a thought came to me, which I then meditated on during my practice. Why is it that in some poses or regions of my body I am extremely flexible, yet, I can't even touch my toes? Or my feet, or my ankles, really without bending my knees? Will this ever change? Perhaps as I continue to practice and stretch one day, I might be able to kiss my knees, so to say.
Perhaps then, there can be something said for also being willing to become more flexible in my attitude. Flexible in life. Surely, it will take practice, and learning to stretch my "attitude" muscles, but learning to change my outlook on life and bending to others is surely how my creator would have me be.
Namaste.

Monday, January 5, 2009

MY THEME FOR 2009

Okay, so I think I'm ready now to share with all of you my thoughts about the new year. Some things I learned from 2008, and what I hope to accomplish in 2009. But prepare yourselves. It's long. And wordy. And probably nothing you are interested in. But at least I will have a place to always have this. These thoughts.

I've always loved new years resolutions. There is something that speaks to me and resonates with me about starting anew. I actually get this same feeling when I start a new list on a fresh sheet of paper. Even when it's just things to be done around the house. I also really love setting goals, and having something that I can accomplish. I guess this must have something to do with my love of change.

In fact a few months ago when I was going through some boxes of stuff at my parents (yes, I own a house. And no, I don't feel the need to bring the stuff here. Just sort of belongs there. Ya know?) Anyhoo, there I was going through some old journals and stuff and I came across a sheet of paper that contained my new years resolutions for 1990. So, I was 10 at the time. And the things on that list are so telling. Telling about who I am as a person. Against my better judgement probably, I've decided to share the list with you anyway. Here it is:
  1. Loose weight.
  2. meet a best friend.
  3. reach my reading goal every term.
  4. get better report cards.
  5. be nicer to my brothers.
  6. excel in G.T. class
  7. read the scriptures every day
  8. get Noreaga.
  9. go to dance class every time.
  10. Eat Less!

Hmmm. Quite disturbing is the fact that my first and last resolutions have to do with losing weight, and eating less. So explains and confirms the eating issues I've had my entire life. Even at 10. Which by the way, I was a total twig. Reading that really made me sad. Wish I knew then what I know now. What I should have put on that list? Get better at spelling. Holy crap I was a terrible speller. Ex: Resolution is spelled Resalooshons. Awesome.

Okay, so enough of 1990. Back to 2009. What I learned in 2008. Well, many things really. But I would have to say most of my learning and evolving happened in the last half of the year. For example:

  • Ragnar Relay was so hard and so fun.
  • High School reunions aren't for me. Glad I went, but don't think I'll ever go again. The past in my opinion, is best left in the past. More on this subject later.
  • Veganism isn't for me
  • Vegetarianism on the other hand, suits me just fine. (however one side note here. I almost have a hard time with that word-vegetarian. Cause one of the reasons I couldn't do veganism, was because of just how difficult it is when eating out, and especially when eating at someone's home. It's just too hard and rude really to pick out meat and cheese and stuff. So, I've come to terms with the fact that I just feel better when I don't eat meat, however, It's not worth hurt feelings. So, if someone is cooking for me, and their food has meat in it, I'll eat it. And that feels good inside. Like what is right and best for me. Vegetarian when I can control it, and not when I can't.) Okay. Moving on. . .
  • Girls Nights Out for me, are vital. Time spent with other women is so gratifying and fulfilling.
  • It feels really good to have my food storage all taken care of. Go me!
  • That I watch way too much tv.
  • That hearing aids are super expensive. Especially when your child eats them.
  • Remodelling a kitchen is best done while you are away.
  • Finally found out what all the buzz was about concerning Harry Potter.
  • Was introduced to Flight of the Concords which never fails to make me giggle.
  • Found myself a new guru. Gordon B. you will be missed.
  • Realized that writing is very therapeutic for me, and something I thoroughly enjoy.
  • Was impressed and thrilled with America and it's decision for a new leader.

What I hope for in 2009.

Okay, well, I have to be honest here, and say, that I have been on somewhat of a spiritual journey for that last few months or so. Really pondering, searching and thinking. And I really, really, like what I'm learning about God and myself. Most importantly, this new found knowledge makes me really happy.

I've always been drawn to eastern religions and philosophies. Something about them, just make sense. In fact when people ask me that question that for some reason all people love to ask, "If you weren't LDS, what religion would you be?" I have always answered a mix between Zen Buddhism, Hinduism and Yoga (as a philosophy not necessarily the physical part). Something about these philosophies about life very much make sense and resonate with me. Perhaps there is something within these religions that I need to master. Need to understand. Need to realize.

And what I've found is there are many. But, for the sake of simplicity I decided to take the most important of all these philosophies and make it my theme for 2009. My goal, or resolution, if you will. And that theme?

It's really quite simple. Be Present. In other words. Live in the moment. Be Content. Stop hashing and rehashing and beating myself up about the past. Stop worrying, obsessing and fretting about the future. Stop the when thinking. For example. "When I lose 15 pounds, then I'll be happy." "When it's spring/summer then I'll be happy." "When, when, when. If, if, if." It's all to exhausting. What's wrong with now? What's wrong with me as a I am? What's wrong with what I have? What is wrong with what I already own? You know that whole adage. Wantwhat you have. Yeah. I need to work on that.

And the catalyst that threw me into my zen focus this past few months? Kung Fu Panda. Yes, the animated movie. It was something Master Oogway says mid-movie. He says, "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That's why they call it the present." And it just hit me. I need to start accepting the gift. Living in the moment. Stop mastering the art of distraction. Which really, I am a complete pro at.

Then I read THIS POST by on Aimee's blog where her sister is a guest rambler and shares a talk she gave in church titled The Zen Mormon. And this just was exactly what I needed at the time. Answered alot of questions I was currently meditating on. And I especially loved the verse in Philippians that she shared. {Philippians chapter 4 verse 11 reads: “Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.” } This is my new favorite scripture. And in turn my new scripture to go with my new theme for 2009.

Then, I was introduced and read the most fabulous children's book ever. Well, maybe not ever, but definitely top 5, and most assuredly best Children's book I'd read in 2008. It is called "The Three Questions" and it's written and illustrated by Jon J Muth. It's based on a story by Leo Tolstoy and a favorite of Thich Nhat Hanh, a Vietnamese Zen Master. And it's just fabulous. It is about this little boy who wants to know the answer to his 3 questions, which are:

  1. When is the best time to do things?
  2. Who is the most important one?
  3. What is the right thing to do?

I don't want to spoil the book for you, but the answers go right along with my theme for 2009 and the attitude I hope to embody.

So yeah, this should be a most interesting year. I've started back into Yoga. Hatha Yoga, that is. I did Hatha Yoga for about 10 years straight and then for some reason quit. I've always loved yoga, but thought the other stuff, i.e.Yogas (chanting, Sanskrit meanings, etc.) was kinda weird and silly. But now, when I go, I have a new focus. A dedicated place and time for meditating. Which is so imperative for me. It's absolutely vital for me to be quiet. Still. Listening. Focused. I've started studying Yoga as a philosophy more seriously, and trying to practice it's teachings and become more Zen. Or rather, who my creator would like me to be.

I'm in no way saying I'm perfect, nor do I intend to be. But I'm striving to expand, evolve, and enlarge my understanding of what it means to Be Present. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't be scared off, if my posts have a tendency this year to be thoughts about life, and a little "zen" in nature. I hate to apologize, but I'm on a quest people. Not for perfection, but for advancement. Betterment. Stillness. Oneness.

Enough rambling. Happy New Year. And in this moment I am completely content.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS

Well, it's that time again. The new year that is. I hope you all had a very happy and joyous ringing-in-of-the-new-year celebration. And I hope it was filled with things and people you all love.

Today I am grateful for all of the experiences and life lessons that 2008 brought me, and look forward to the new adventures and opportunities that await me in 2009. I've been thinking alot about 2009 in the past few weeks and what I would like for it to bring me this year. And there is a lovely post a-brewin' all about my hopes and wishes. But it hasn't worked its way out of my little mind just yet. Until then, I'm gonna go enjoy and be.



Happy New Year Friends!

Monday, December 29, 2008

TO THE LADY IN THE TRUCK AT THE BANK DRIVE THROUGH. . .

Okay here is a little tip for ya. Ready?



Windows are see-through. Really. So when your digging for gold and plucking your chin and neck hairs while you wait for the teller to give you your cash, people can see you. Rather, I can see you. And the teller can see you, and the people inside the bank can see you. You see glass goes both ways. Out and in. And really, I would normally just have looked the other way, but since you were in between me and the teller, I had to look your way. And I had to see you straining to pluck those hairs out of your neck, and digging deeper than any adult should. Ever. Especially in public. And it was gross. Really gross. And I threw up in my mouth a little bit.



And the worst part? When you did finally notice that other people could see you and looked my way. I realized that I knew you. And really? Not one of my favorite people. And frankly, because I'm a nice person, I won't call you out in public by name because I'm sure 90% of my readers know you. So, I will keep this little post anonymous. But please. For the love of all that is holy: KEEP THE TWEEZERS AT HOME!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

TUESDAY'S TIP: O TANNENBAUM!

So last year after Christmas my in-laws decided to give away their tree and get a pre-lit tree, so lucky us, we inherited their old one! Score! The only problem is, it's HUGE! Which is great, but since we've only been a family for about 7 years, we don't really have all that many ornaments. And since I didn't have a whole lot of money to spend on decorations this year, (I bought a few strands of garland from target, a couple boxes of jingle bell ornaments and lights) so I decided to improvise. And improvise I did. I decided to fill in the gaps with some Christmas cards from last year. And then as they have been arriving all month, we've been replacing them.

And I absolutely love it. Not only do they fill in the gaps well, but every time I look at the tree I am reminded of what Christmas is really all about. The birth of Christ, love, families, and all our wonderful blessings (friends & family). We are truly are seriously so blessed (ha, ha, I know).



Hope you are all having a fabulous Christmas Eve Eve!



TRAGIC NEWS FROM UP NORTH. . .


Got this in an e-mail forward today and actually laughed out loud. Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

NEIL FRIGGIN DIAMOND

Okay, so Friday night.

I wasn't the least bit excited to go see this concert. Partly cause it was Neil, and partly cause it was a work thing for Hubs, and honestly, I don't do the corporate wife thing very well. Makes me nervous cause I have a slight problem with diarrhea of the mouth. I say, seriously, the stupidest things ever sometimes. Needless to say, we went and ended up having a total blast.

So, a few hours before the concert started they had a dinner, games, and mingling. The dinner wasn't all that great, but I will tell you what was. PLINKO! Yep, walked away with twenty bucks. Hubs only got a key chain. Ha! Next a little Wii Mario Kart. Which I totally smoked Hubs in again. And it got me really excited for our Wii we got for Christmas. I'm sure there is already a re-match scheduled somewhere in Hub's super-competitive head of his. And the best part? At all of these little game stations if you won you got raffle tickets where they drew for a bunch of different prizes. And I seriously, I bet had 100 raffle tickets in that big thing. Then they finally drew for all the prizes except for the last two items, which ended up being the prize of all prizes. And who's name did they call? Hubs. Seriously. He maybe had 20 tickets in there and he ends up winning. Who in the heck is that lucky? But what did he win? Upgraded ninth row on the floor tickets to tonight's concert! The price on the tickets said $122 each, but I heard they were going for like $300 a piece. Score! (The other tickets were up in a suite).

And in all honesty, Hubs and I were going to sneak out after the first few songs of the concert since they had pushed back the start time due to the snow and we didn't want to have our sitter out too late. But then, we won the tickets on the floor, and well, we had to rock those. And they were AWESOME. And Neil? The guy can rock. It was amazing. I have no idea how he travels all over the country performing at 67. It's incredible. But to be honest, I've never in my life seen so many oxygen tanks at a concert. Hubs and I were just laughing cause we were the youngest people there by at least 20 years. Seriously. The entire row behind us were these white haired ladies all screaming for Neil. How fun.

And Hubs especially liked it, cause he's never been to a concert on the floor. EVER. And it's true, pretty much any concert on the floor is a totally different experience. It seriously makes it so much better. I mean, really, I saw Janet Jackson 2nd row floor when I was 15 and that my friends, THAT was a show. To be honest, not a lot going on with the Neil Diamond show (alot of walking, and winking), but it was still great live music. And you can bet I was dancing my ace off during Forever in Blue Jeans, and Sweet Caroline. Made me think back on all the great concerts I've been to in that arena. Paula Abdul, Salt N Peppa, Janet Jackson, Counting Crows, and a bunch of others that I can't think of at the moment. But yeah. So here are some pictures from our fun night out.



THANKS FOR THE GREAT NIGHT INSIDEOUT OFFICE INTERIORS. NEIL DIAMOND FRIGGIN ROCKS!


Saturday, December 20, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THIS POST

Okay, so this is just a little glimpse into my oh so very near future.

Just look at him rockin' it out his glitter shirt! But the thing that gets me about this little performance, is that well, it was TEN YEARS AGO!!! Um, what? The guy has some pretty sweet moves. I might have to steal some of them, for the next time I'm at a disco party. Honestly, I wasn't even a bit excited to go to this thing, except for the fact that it's a night out with Hubs without our precious offspring, but now, after watching this beauty of a clip, I am TOTALLY STOKED. I hope he rocks it tonight! Actually, I hope he doesn't rock it too hard and have a stroke or a heart attack or something.

Tonight is gonna be so sweet. At the very least, it should provide some good old people watching. And you better believe I'm gonna be rockin' my blue jeans.

MY DAILY LIFESAVER

Thanks to my friend Kris and her brilliant post, this little guy, aptly named Prince Noah The Elf, sits high on our shelf, as a constant reminder to Thing 1 and Thing 2 that they better be nice and obey their mother, clean up their rooms, keep their hands to themselves, or else! Seriously, best bribing tool EVER! You are supposed to bring this out during the holidays so Santa's elf can watch and report. Do you think the 4th of July is too soon to break him out next year?
Thanks Kris!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

NEIGHBORHOOD GIFTS. . .

CHECK!
So, I can't tell you how much fun I had doing neighborhood gifts this year. And again, keeping with my cheap theme, I did them all for under $10. Wahoo!
Okay, so I needed something fun and a little nicer for some ladies I serve with in the Relief Society and so the first thing I did is check my gift card stash. And it just so happens that I had two Cactus & Tropical gift cards that I'd gotten from my mother for Valentines day and my birthday or anniversary or something. Which is so nice of her, but really, me and Plants (ironically) don't really mix very well. I usually end up killing them. And quickly. And then I feel all guilty and bad, so I don't usually do live flowers and plants. Unless they come already cut and you can put them in a vase and then they are supposed to die within a week or so. Just too much guilt. So anyhoo, I had about $85 on the cards, and I went in, and they had the cutest mini poinsettias. Ever. So I snagged up a bunch for gifts. And the cost to me in all this? $0.00, actually I was over by like .32 cents or something. Awesome, right? Thank you Momma!


Don't they look so cute? I love mini things. Just so charming.

Then, for my other neighbors and friends, I decided to make this awesome fudge I found via the Short Stop blog while I was perusing recipes using sweetened condensed milk. I was at Costco last week and picked up sweetened condensed instead of evaporated. Drat! Just what I needed. A Costco size load of sweetened condensed milk. But, luckily I found this little recipe. And lets be honest here folks, not only do I not have a green thumb, I also can't really cook. At all. Seriously. But I went searching for something simple And I found it. And it was soooooooo easy. Soooooo inexpensive. And sooooooo good. If you need an easy (and I mean easy. 5 ingredients people), yummy, cheap idea for neighborhood gifts, then please by all means, indulge yourself and your friends.

Chocolate Fudge
adapted from several others...
12 ounces (1 bag) milk chocolate chips
2 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate, optional (cuts the sweetness, which I prefer)
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
dash salt
Combine chocolate chips, unsweetened chocolate, and sweetened condensed milk into medium saucepan. Heat at lowest setting possible until chocolate has melted.Stir in vanilla and salt. Thoroughly combine.Spread mixture into foil-lined 8x8-inch baking dish. Refrigerate for at least two hours.Remove fudge by lifting foil out of pan. Peel away foil, and cut fudge into squares, or with cookie cutter.




And if you happen to be super crafty and have a mini star cookie cutter you could make your fudge like this, instead of just in boring old squares.

Aren't these adorable? Again with the mini. Too fun!




Wednesday, December 17, 2008

MY CRAFTY GENE EMERGES

So, for Christmas this year for Thing 2, I decided to go with a kitchen theme. I got this little set for her from Costco. I love that it's red, cause it will go perfectly along a wall in my own kitchen. And I also loved that it wasn't a butt load of money like some other sets I've seen. So, to go with the kitchen, I've bought her a bunch of wooden food and cookie sets, a metal pan set from Ikea, and a cute little tea set. I'm hoping she enjoys it. So, I wanted to get her a little RED apron to go with it, but after scouring Etsy and a half dozen traveling boutique shows, and being able to only find pink and blue and green aprons I decided to go ahead and make her one. Gutsy I know. I do have a sewing machine and thanks to Sue Hess sewing classes, I can actually sew pretty well. As long as there aren't zippers or buttons involved, I'm all set. So, I found this cute red cherry fabric and went to work. This is the finished product:
I'm pretty impressed with myself, actually. The neck has a Velcro closure, two huge pockets for cooking utensils, white ruffle edge, and a polka dot bow for a tie. I hope she likes it! Merry Christmas Thing 2!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

TUESDAY'S TIP wrapping papper chargers

Hi y'all!

Today's tip comes courtesy of the crappy economy and upcoming tithing settlements. Last weekend we had a little dinner party and I needed a fun and inexpensive way to dress up our table. And where most people would use fancy shmancy things, I decided to use stuff I had, dollar store items, and wrapping paper. Here is how it turned out:


And the great thing about all of these items is the only this that is even slightly Christmasy is the wrapping paper. So I could use all of this again, swap out the paper and use different salad plates, and I have a whole new theme. Yay!

For the place settings I used basic white dinner plates. Dressed it up with a red salad plate I already had, and made the chargers out of some fun wrapping paper I found at the Basket loft. Add dollar store ribbon for the napkin holder, and dollar store party glasses and walla: The inexpensive party solution.
Plates, stemware and napkins: free.
Wrapping paper chargers: $6.99
10 fun party glasses: $10
Decorating for under $17: PRICELESS

Monday, December 15, 2008

ITSY, BITSY, TEENIE, WEENIE, METALIC, SILVER. . .


This, just might be the funniest thing I've read. Ever. Well, at least today. Check it out here.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

YOU KNOW YOUR SICK WHEN. . .

  • the house looks like a tornado hit, but you could care less.
  • Thing 2 has painted an entire tube of pink glittery lip gloss all over her body (and now is paining a dish towel), and again, you could care less.
  • Thing 1 is so bored that he is literally running around the house practicing his sliding moves on the wood floor, and even though it may look he is asking for a trip to the ER soon, you just can't quite seem to move off the couch.
  • all you want to eat is tea, Tylenol, and thera flu.
  • you were so desperate to feel even the least bit better, that you actually took some one's advice (against your better judgement) and rubbed Vick's on the bottom of your feet. Now you feel like crap and have gooey feet. yay.
  • Never mind the wii and wii fit you asked for for Christmas. All you want this year is this:



Yes I feel like I might die any minute. Either from this evil cold, or from the fact that I've watched about 10 hours of the same Harry Potter movie (Did you know that before Edward was a vampire he was a wizard?) today. So why am I telling you all this? No, not for your pity, but rather to save you from the virus from Hell that has taken over my body. Here is your warning. It's out there. On shopping carts, doorknobs and little preschoolers boogie-nosed hands. And don't even for a minute start lecturing me about flu shots and such, cause I had one friends. I did. And this little beauty of a cold, is something else entirely. No little prick or sniff can save you from this torture. So. . .

I suggest you keep an extra-large tub of disinfectant on your back and start popping those airbornes/zicam/vitamin C's like they are candy. Seriously. You might look like Bob from What about Bob, but it will be worth it. Cause you won't feel this hellish pain. Consider yourself warned.


P.S. Thing2 is currently stuck in the toy cabinet. Is it bad that I'm considering not getting up? I sure hope Hubs gets home soon. Just kidding. I'm not that sick. But I did consider it.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. . .

VOTE FOR ED!!!!!!!
Seriously, all you have to do is call this number:
1-866-613-0002

If you love me you will do this. Heck, even if you just tolerate me, and this silly blog, will you pretty please with a cherry on top, take 15 seconds and call that number. That is all. I swear. No one to talk too, nothing to say, just dial and hang up.

Okay, now let me tell you why this is of utmost importance.

  • First of all, Ed has the coolest voice ever, and we have too darn much fun impersonating Ed to have him not be a part of the finale. It really would be tragic. Please vote for him, for his lazy southern drawl if for nothing else.
  • He is better than Heba. Way better. That silly plea Heba put up on the screen was ridiculous. Heck, Ed already got kicked off the show, and then worked his butt of (literally) to get back onto the show, and you don't think he deserves to be there? Oh, and p.s. Heba, since you were actually the HEAVIEST women on campus, then it actually would have been EASIER for you to pull the same numbers and percentages that the other women were. Yes indeedy. A vote for Ed, is in fact, a vote against Heba. And just remember Heba is friends with Vicky. Eww.
  • I know the only reason Ed gained those two pounds was cause the devil, oops, I mean Vicky talked him into it. And this just pisses me off. Cause if Ed would have just lost weight like everyone else than Vicky and Heba would have been below the yellow line, and everyone knows there is no way in the sam heck American would have let the devil in the finale. Then both Heba and Ed would have been in the finale. Which would have sucked, but would have been better than Vicky having a shot at it.
  • Vote for Ed because I think that he won't bust his butt and lose as much weight, because he knows he is in competition with Heba, and he wants Heba to win. And if Ed gets in via votes, then Michelle will have a better chance at winning. And really, I'm not really so thrilled with Michelle, I just can't stand the other three, so yeah, I hope she wins.
  • Did I mention Ed's sweet accent?

JUST VOTE FOR ED ALREADY!!!

And yes, I realize this is just a show. But it is a REALITY show, so it's kinda like real. Right? Yes, I know I need to get a life.


TUESDAY'S TIP teach your child to read


Today's tip comes courtesy of my cousin Laurie. I was telling her that Thing 1 is getting really excited about his letters and is eager to learn to read, but since he is my first, I had no idea how to teach him to read. I really felt like there was a window of opportunity and if I didn't fill it soon, it would go away. She suggested this book. It's Teach Your Child To Read In 100 Easy Lessons by Siegfried Engelmann. And let me just state for the record: THIS BOOK ROCKS!
We are only on lesson 10, but Thing 1 is reading! I'm serious. Only after 10 lessons, he gets it. Every letter has a sound, and he just sounds out the letters and he is reading. Even when we are driving in the car he will tell me what signs say, and stuff. It's way cool, and I love it! One thing that this book does that I really like, is at the end of each 10 minute lesson there is a writing portion. I got Thing 1 his own pad of learning-how-to-write lined paper (the one that looks like roads), and each day he does his writing on a new page. I don't let him write or color in this notebook except for our lessons. That way it can be his special reading/writing book. It's fun to see his progress from lesson one. I hope to keep it and put it in his scrapbook one day. And the best thing? He loves to write! And read! And being that I read about a two books a week, and therefore have a serious love of reading, I'm ecstatic to be passing on the joy that can be found in reading.
Seriously, it's my new bribe. Do you want to do your reading lesson? Then you must be nice to your sister. He literally cheers every time I tell him it's time for his lesson. I got him a few writing notebooks, and I keep one in my purse for trips in the car, doctors offices, and yesterday in church he literally sat and wrote his letters and numbers for 30 minutes straight!
So, if you are in the market to teach a youngster how to read, then I highly recommend this book. Ba-dum-dum.

Monday, December 8, 2008

OVER AT THE FAMILY BLOG. . .

Just wanted to let friends and family know that the rest of the Christmas photo shoot pictures are up over on the family blog. As well as Thing 2's dance performance video. Which is definitely good for a laugh. Hope you are all having a good one!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

DEAR VICKY:


YOU SUCK!!!!

I am so friggin sick of Vicky. It's ridic. Just jump off the platform you frickin baby. Amy should have voted you off when she got the chance. I don't think I've ever hated someone on this show as much as I hate you. And hate is a very strong word. The only thing making me feel even a little bit better is the fact that she looked horrible after her "makeover". Yes, that is so vain and rude, but oh so true. I hope to Betsy that you retain fierce amounts of water this next week so that you will NOT be in the finals. Cause you suck!

I feel so much better now. Thankyou.


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

ETSY LOVE: JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS


Okay, so my new favorite addictive substance is Etsy. Seriously. So. Addictive.
Don't you just LOVE it? I mean, I could literally shop and search for hours. And have done so. But now, I don't need to feel even the least bit guilty. Why? Because with Christmas just around the corner I've decided to do the bulk of my gift shopping at Etsy and other boutiques with home/mom made items. The reason is two-fold.
First, I absolutely love to shop. Love. And I really love finding unique one of a kind items. It just gives me a thrill every time I find that perfect gift for that difficult-to-shop-for-someone. It's nice to know that the people I'm giving to won't be getting the same scarf and hat set from Old Navy that every other person alive is. It's the thrill of the hunt ya know. Finding the perfect one-of-a-kind gift that no one else will have. It sparks the artistic creative side in me. (And ignites my hunter-gather gene) And yes, I realize it would be much better if I myself made said gifts, but lets be real people. I'm the education counselor in the R.S; not the enrichment one. And really my problem mostly is that I have these great ideas, but then I'm not very crafty so that doesn't help. Apparently, when God was handing out gifts he snubbed me in the crafty department. Oh well. I'm over it.
And secondly, with America officially now finding itself in a recession, I feel that buying locally (somewhat) hand-made items the money goes directly to the hard-working individuals themselves, instead of some corporate Walmart-type CEO. Brills right? Cut out the middle man. Go straight to the crafty source. Fab-u-lous.
Okay, so to encourage you to shop Etsy this holiday season I've decided to link a few of my favorite etsy sites. These are some of the best-of-the-best. Truth be told there is alot of crap on Etsy. Lots of doily type toll-painted nightmares, but there is also a whole heckofalot of really super creative/talented people out there. And I think you should buy their stuff. So, here ya go. And if you are a relative, or expecting a gift from me this year, don't be bummed if you open your present come the 25th and it's no surprise, cause you saw it on here first. Fair warning, eh? Oh, and feel free to share your Etsy love knowledge with all my fabuloso Naptime readers and leave a comment with your favorite Etsy links. Come on. It's good for the economy, good for your wallet, and just plain fun. Happy Shopping!
  • Silvia66 I am in la la la love with a few of these scarves and caplets. Perfect gift for that fashionista in your life. This one's got me drooling. And this one.
  • Vol25 Found this etsy user via Aimee, and have bought a few of her prints. They would make a perfect gift for that certain someone who seems to have just about EVERYTHING. I have this one and absolutely love it.
  • The Vintage Pearl These hand stamped necklaces would be perfect for Grammy don't you think?
  • PosieandMe Okay, how about these adorable tooth pillows? Or the felt cookies and tea set?
  • Retrofied These bags are just delish. Sister? Mother? New Mommy? Check.
  • Knits By Knittin Mamma Have a kid? Or a neice? Or a nephew? Pretty sure these are the cutest knitted beanies for babies and kids I've ever seen. Ever. Oscar the grouch? Eyeore? Cupcake? Yes, please.
  • VMJESS Know someone with a camera? Then these guys have got you covered. Cutest camera straps EVER.
  • ChalkyDoodles Cutest oilcloth and chalkcloth aprons and tablecloths. So unique. So fun!
  • RaimbowTree. Okay, so I have like 4 of these. And I love them. And I want this one now.
  • Lucky Fiona Dog lover? Dunzo.
  • A Bushel and a Peck How cute would these letters be in your best friend's house?
  • Fandangled. Isn't this shirt a hoot? Your nephew is officially covered.
  • The Full Spectrum. She is a local, and I have a few of her shirts. Too fun. How about this for that sister-in-law who just finished LotoJa?
  • Another Local. Happy Little Artist. Love this.
  • MD sparks Got a finicky teen? I bet she would love these. Or these.

Okay, I need to get back to life now. Have Fun, and please don't forget to share your fav Etsy links!

TUESDAY'S TIP Christmas Flicks

Get ready to set your Tivo's people, cause the annual Christmas TV extravaganza is about to begin. Oh, and your welcome.

Tues December 2 Santa Claus Is Coming' to Town Channel 4 7PM animated
Wed December 3 Rudolph Red Nose Reeindeer Channel 2 7PM animated
Wed December 3 Christmas in Rockafeller Sq Channel 5 7PM
Fri December 5 How the Grinch Stole Christmas Channel 4 7PM Jim Carrey
Fri December 5 Greatest Holiday Moments TV Channel 5 7PM
Mon December 8 A Charlie Brown Christmas Channel 4 7PM animated
Wed December 10 Christmas in New York Channel 5 7PM new animated
Fri December 12 Frosty the Snowman Channel 2 7PM animated
Fri December 12 Songs of the Season Channel 5 7PM
Fri December 12 Frosty Returns Channel 2 7:30 PM animated
Sat December 13 It's a Wonderful Life Channel 5 7PM
Sun December 14 Christmas w/ Tabernacle choir Channel 7 6:30 PM (2007)
Sun December 14 The Santa Clause 2 Channel 4 7PM Tim Allen
Mon December 15 Charlie Brown, want a dog Channel 4 7PM animated
Wed December 17 A Muppets Christmas Letters Channel 5 7PM animated
Thurs December 18 LA Holiday Celebration Channel 7 11PM
Sat December 20 ELF Channel 2 7PM
Tues December 23 Faith Hill, Home for Holidays Channel 2 7PM
Wed December 24 It's a Wonderful Life Channel 5 7PM


Thursday, November 27, 2008

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL


A few things I am thankful for:

  • naptime. Nuff said.
  • autumn. colorful mountainsides, sweatshirts, and good holidays.
  • root beer. Served best with chips and salsa.
  • pizza. Again, need I say more?
  • Project Runway.
  • The return of Lost in January. Fina-frickin-lly
  • Preschool. Three full hours people.
  • Utes beating BYU.
  • Edward. Just kidding.
  • Thing 1. Makes me laugh daily.
  • Thing 2. So sweet and so silly.
  • Hubs. Hands down my favorite person ever.

Hope you all have a good one!


Sunday, November 23, 2008

I THINK MY 9 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR SAID IT BEST. . .


"BYU STINKS LIKE POO."


Amen, sister. Amen.



GREAT GAME UTES!

FINAL SCORE = 24 BYU - 48 UTAH

frick yeah.


TWILIGHT ON THE BIG SCREEN


Okay, where to begin?

First off, Friday morning I woke up to an onslaught of negative publicity on the web. Some from friends, and some from national sources stating their opinions about Twilight and how it just didn't meet the mark. They thought it lacked substance and didn't tell the story well.

So I have to admit, Saturday around noon, when my girlfriends and I were on our way to the movie, we were less than thrilled. I mean, we were glad we were going, but we'd all heard such bad things, that we weren't that excited.

Then we watched the movie for ourselves.

And I just have one question. Why all the haters?

I thought Twilight was great. Not fantastic, but pretty darn close. The only reasoning I can come up with as to why people haven't enjoyed the movie, is that they so enjoyed the book, and had such high expectations that they really weren't going to be satisfied either way.

I have to admit, when I first saw who they cast as Edward, I was a little disappointed, because I imagined him to be much, much more handsome. But, just like in the book, the more I watched Edward and got to know his character the more attractive and enticing as a character he became. I really liked Bella and it bothered me a bit that she didn't really act/feel like she was as into Edward as he was into her, and then I remembered that it was just like that in the book. So, I thought the acting (at least with the two main characters) was spot on.

My only frustration in watching was that I wish they had had time to develop the characters more. I remember feeling almost smitten with Edward as I read the book, and I just didn't get that feeling from the movie at all. It's as if they just didn't have time. There was too much plot they had to fit in. It's just hard, in my opinion, to squeeze 500 pages worth of writing into a two hour movie. But I did however, enjoy the music, and the visual backdrop that Washington provided for the movie.

One of the movie's biggest critique with some was it's lack of dialogue. To which I say: so much more, at times, especially in movies, can be said in a look, a moment and a situation. I don't really rely on dialogue when I watch movies, so much as the feeling I get from the characters. The chemistry portrayed onscreen between the actors can say a thousand words. I also really think the people who made the movie, knew that it would be a challenge to get that much writing (500pages) into a movie, so they relied on the movie-goer having already read the book. Which isn't the case in most movies that are based on books. I was concerned about this because one of my friends who came with us hadn't yet read the books (I know, right?), and even she loved the movie. So, in the end, that didn't end up being a problem either.


I don't know. Maybe I'm too easily entertained. I mean I don't think it's going to win any academy awards any time soon, but, let's be honest people, it wasn't THAT bad. All the negative press is a little much. I mean, it wasn't my favorite movie ever, but I think they did a wonderful job turning Twilight into a film. I am glad I went. I had a great time with the girls, and the movie satisfied. So, go see it already. And don't let the Twilight haters scare you.















Thursday, November 20, 2008

TUESDAY'S TIP preschool printables

This weeks tip is for all the mommies out there. Or aunts. Grandmas. Grandpas. Pretty much for anyone who knows a kid.

Looking for something to do with your kids/nieces/nephews/cousins while the turkey's a cookin' next Thursday? Then, search no further.

A few weeks ago, in search for some fun coloring pages that were holiday themed for Thing 2's joyschool, I came across this great website called Preschool Printables. From there I clicked on the Preschool coloring book page. Where I found about a gazillion printable pictures like the ones below.




What's so great about that you say? Well, let me tell you. I have found that this little site has become completely invaluable. First off, I love that it is free. Cause I really hate paying money for coloring books. (Or for anything for that matter.) It just seems like such a waste of money. And I love that they have about 25-30 pictures for each holiday. They have every holiday from Christmas to Groundhog day. Secondly, I can't tell you how many times I've quickly pulled up this little website just minutes before church is starting, printed off about 10 pages while I'm getting the kids shoes and coats on. By the time they are ready, I grab the papers and off we go. The kids love coloring them, and best of all, it keeps them quiet. And since it isn't an old coloring book they've sifted through a million times, it actually keeps them entertained. And it takes up alot less space in the old church bag. Wahoo for that.
I also love that they have printables for all sorts of other things. Like seasons, shapes, animals and bugs. They also have a whole section of birthday pages. My kids love to have print out cards, and they can color it and give it to whomevers birthday it is. Grandmas especially go for this sort of thing. They also have the alphabet, which you could color yourself and laminate and make into flash cards or just stick them on the playroom/bedroom walls or on the outside of their bedroom doors with their names. We also just recently printed out some fall leaves, colored them, laminated them (everything is better laminated. Especially with my $30 scotch laminator I got at Costco. Score!), and decorated our fridge. I'm sure you could do this with snowflakes in the winter, birds in the spring, and flowers in the summer.
After searching the site I've also found areas where you can find felt board story printouts, blank calendars, and certificates (for that just potty trained child for instance). The website isn't the best layed out website ever. Nor, is it very easy to navigate, but if you just click on the options to the left of the page you can't go wrong.
Happy Coloring!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

FRIENDS

THE VEGAN CHRONICLES part 4



Well yesterday I happened to be out and about running errands with a few minutes to spare before I had to pick up Thing 1 from preschool when I passed a DSW. Also known as Designer Shoe Warehouse. Now, the great part about this, was at that very moment I remembered that I had a completely untouched, unused, and fabulous gift card to DSW that my mom had gotten me back in October for my birthday. How could I have forgotten about such a magnificent thing?

I have no idea.

So, I meandered around the ENORMOUS store, and happened upon these little bad boys. They are made by a company named J-41, or Jeep brand shoes. They looked pretty cute, so I decided to give them a go. And the minute I stepped in I was sold. They felt like I was walking on clouds. Well, actually, I've never walked on a cloud, so I can't really say, but maybe a better analogy would be to say it was like walking on marshmallows. Hmmm. I've never done that either, so, crap. Let me just tell you that they were cushy, soft, and the best part? They have these fantastic, really cushy, really high inserts. Which is something that is hard to find in a shoe. Trust me, I have super-high arches, and most of the time I just feel like I'm walking without any support at all. That's why my shoe wardrobe consists mostly of keens, crocs and uggs (and a wicked awesome selection of high heels. But these only come out for church or dates, so they don't really count. High Heels and my kids? Yeah right.). Now, I can add J-41's to that super comfy shoe list as well.

Oh, and they are vegan. No leather whatsoever. And that feels good.

Only problem is, I might have to go back for the brown ones too.


So, if you happen to be in the market for some cute comfy flats, my vote is the J-41's.

I'M SO EXCITED. AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT. AND YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. . . .

Yeah. I'm pretty stoked.
The family pictures are up over at the old family blog. I think they turned out better than I could have ever imagined. But, then again, they are of me and my family, so I might just be a bit biased.
Head on over there if you like. But be prepared. We are a pretty good looking bunch.
Joke, people. Joke.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

BEYONCE, JT AND PAUL RUDD ROCK SNL

Just got around to watching my recorded SNL from last weekend, and this was by far the funniest skit. I had a hard time finding in online. Even on NBC. So, this was the best I could do. It is reversed for some reason, and at the end there is some dude promoting his website. Sorry about that. But the rest? Tooo funny! We're the dancers~!

Monday, November 17, 2008

DUDES. . . .


I so totally filled my car up today for $1.85 a gallon. Thank You Costco.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

THIS SHOULD AT LEAST BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH. . .

Okay, so a few weeks back, I randomly needed a clock for my living room. Since my darling children had ruined my last one. So I went to T.J. Maxx knowing I was sure to find a deal, and I so did. In the clearance section I found the cutest white clock for $3. Score!

Well, I get home and I realized quickly why it was on clearance. It needed a specialized battery. Or so I thought. I tried the AAA (too small), and AA (too big) and neither one fit. On the back of the clock it said it needed a 1.5 volt battery. That's all. No indication of AAA or AA. Just 1.5 volt battery needed. Now, I know I'm not super-duper smart but since I have to buy special sized batteries for Thing 1's hearing aids I do know that batteries come in all sorts of sizes and shapes and volts (hence the 9 volt battery). And so, since I'm not really all that educated about batteries I actually went to the grocery store looking for a 1.5 volt battery. Yes. I. did. Well, after looking for a good 15 minutes and not being able to find anything between a double A and a triple A, I decided to just go to Radio Shack, since the guys there seem to know everything about anything even the least bit technical or electrical (which apparently batteries are.)

So, yes people I actually went into Radio Shack and asked them for a 1.5 volt battery! Seriously. It was all the guy could do to keep a straight face. I could tell I had just asked him a very stupid question cause he was really trying not to laugh. He says, "All triple A, double A, C, and D batteries are 1.5 volt." Hmmm. Now feeling quite stupid I said, "well I tried the double A and it didn't fit." He says, "What do you mean it didn't fit?" And then I said quite matter-of-factly, "It was slightly too large." Then he says, "Did you put it in the right way?" [Yes, I was seriously having this conversation.] Um, well I. . .that got me. I mean I know I'm not retarded, but hmmmm, now that you think about it. . . I quickly said, "Thanks for your help." And left.


And yes, I'm sure he then busted up into a fit of giggles. While I got into my car in a fit of embarrassment.


Got home, went to put the battery in, and yep, once again it doesn't fit. So, just for kicks I turned the battery around, and whaddaya know? IT FIT! Oh. My. Heck. Am I really that stupid?


Yes indeedy.


Then I started laughing. Cause really, it's funny if you think about it. I went to two different stores in search of a 1.5 volt battery and pretty much told a sales guy what an idiot I was. Awesome. I totally rule.


Then, Hubs came home and I told him the whole story. And he laughed. Hard. I am seriously so slick.


Well, at least I got a good laugh out of it. And, lets be honest, I'm sure the sales guy told at least his 10 closest friends. So, really, if you think about it, I made alot of people laugh. And that's good. Right? Cause I know I'm smarter than that. Aren't I?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

JUST CAN'T WAIT. . .



For this wedding! Love this photo, and the couple.
Being engaged is such a magical time of life, wouldn't you say? Filled with eager anticipation of the melding of two lives. Nothing but total and complete optimism about the days ahead. Time spent planning and cultivating the party that will untimately celebrate the sacred union of two and become the springboard for their life together. Magical? Indeed.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

PROPOSITION EIGHT TAKE TWO

Okay, sorry for the multiple posts today, but I feel as though this needs to be discussed.

Now, for the record, I was against proposition 8 as much as the next person, but all of these LDS temple protests have got to stop. They are happening all over the country, and it's just wrong. I mean, I get it. People are mad. Raging mad, about the fact that they can't be treated equally.

And I realize that Mormon voters gave their time and money to ensure that this proposition passed, and so it's very easy to take it out on the Mormons. But really, if you are an American and believe in a democratic society, like I do, then you must understand that the majority (if only 51%) of California voters voted this way. Not just Mormons. ALL California voters. LDS were included - but so were Catholics and Jews, Evangelicals and Orthodox, African-Americans and Latinos, Asians and Anglos. ALL Californians.

I also believe in the ability to protest. But on a church's sacred grounds? Spewing hatred? It just doesn't make sense. Exhibit hate, because of what is in their opinion is a hateful proposition? I just don't get it.

Here is an article I found about the protests going on at the San Diego Temple.

San Diego Times Article


I don't know. Am I wrong about this?

TO ALL THOSE WHO'VE SERVED OUR COUNTRY

Happy Veterans Day Grandpa, Uncle Tom, Watson, and all those others who've proudly served so we could live in a free country. Thankyou!

MY PLAYLIST TODAY. IT'S ON REPEAT.

Because I have a self-diagnosed unhealthy fixation with the eighties. And because girls really do just want to have fun.



This song (Glitter In The Air) is so beautiful. I love the lyrics. And I love Pink's new album. Perfection.


And thanks to Aimee I now have an addiction to this little ditty. So catchy, yet so lovely. Plus, I think it should be my blog's theme song. "While You Were Sleeping. . . your mother blogged."

Monday, November 10, 2008

WRASL'N WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

Thanks to all my awesome readers, and your wonderful photographer recommendations, I will eventually have a beautiful (hopefully) family Christmas card to send out to all of you. Unfortunately it will be arriving in the mail a week later than originally planned.

Why, you ask? Because of this.
Do you see that shiner?
I. Was. Going. To. Kill. Him.
After calling almost every single photographer that was recommended, and finding out that apparently this is THE month to have family photos happen, I was uber-lucky to find one fabulous photographer able to squeeze me in last Friday. Hoo-ray! I ran all over town for two days, grabbing all the necessities and overnighting a few items to be sure we looked respectable enough, when in the end, it didn't even matter. Two days chock full of stress, and then Hubs decides to go and ruin our entire Christmas the day before the pictures. Ha. okay, that is maybe a little over-dramatic, but that is exactly how I felt. I called the photographer and she just laughed. And laughed. Apparently, this sort of thing happens quite regularly. And it is almost ALWAYS due to some sort of craziness involving the husband. Coincidence? I think not. Perhaps it's a conspiracy of all the husbands out there to make their wives hope they just cancel family pictures. Luckily though, his plan did not work, because she was able to change a few things around and fit us in this week. And barring we have no more black eyes, our Christmas can now go on as planned. Hopefully.
One, thing is for certain though. There will be no wrestling, and NO FUN until after our family pictures. Is that too much to ask? Bah Humbug.

YOUR DAILY GIGGLE

My aunt sent this to me the other day, and it made me laugh. Hope you are all having a great Monday!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

I JUST MIGHT HAVE FROSTBITE. . .

But the Utes Won!!!!

After suggesting multiple other people who would surely enjoy a good football game in the freezing cold, I decided to please Hubs and attend blackout night with him. And boy am I glad I did. What a game!

I know I'm a bit late, but we are still riding the sweet high of the Utes victory this week. Go Utes!

*Thanks to Amy Earl Boyack for the sweet video!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

TUESDAY'S TIP hanging your handbags

So, living in "The Rim" definitely has it's perks. Closet space, isn't one of them. And for a girl, who just might, have an obsession buying handbags, that is never a good thing.


So, because there was literally no other place to put my handbags I had been just putting them on the shelf above the hall coat closet. But this wasn't really working out so well. I had so many that they were all piled on top of one another, slumped over and losing their shapes. Plus, I could never find the one I wanted when I wanted it.


But one day while I was drying my hair (when it seems I get my best inspiration) I had a stroke of genius. I decided I would go to Home Depot and buy a closet rod and hang it at the very top of my coat closet (as high as I could) and then hang my handbags. Brilliant, right?!

I even installed my handbag closet rod myself! Power tools are awesome. After I unleashed my inner Tim-the-tool-man-Taylor I retrieved some kid hangers (which you can get from all-a-dollar by the way) from my kid's closets and hung the bags up.

Now, I can easily see every handbag, and they aren't getting scrunched up and ruined. It has been my most brilliant move ever. Er, at least this week!