 OH MY HECK!  Yes people, I said heck.  Just got back from this sale.  And it was RI-DONC-U-LUS.  No other word can describe the craziness.  Well, maybe complete mayhem might be better.  Got there a little after 8, and the entire warehouse complex parking lot was full.  Seriously.  Then I got inside and me and oh, about 8 thousand other twenty somethings filled the warehouse shoulder to shoulder.  And all for some cheap, cute clothes.  Insanity.  I actually went for a swim suit I have been eyeing for a while, but didn't want to spend $65 bucks on.  Cause really, I'm way too cheap for that.  But I squeezed my way through the throng, found my swimsuit, and because I'm a heathen, I butted in line and the very front and got outta there.  When I went to checkout the line wrapped all the way around the warehouse inside--TWICE.  No way I was standing in that line.  So yes, I butted.  Big time.  And don't worry, I am aware of Karma, but luckily since I'm Mormon I don't have to worry about that. ;)  So, got my $25 dollar swim suit, a tee-shirt ($15) and another suit top ($15) and I, to quote Stella, "got the f*@$k outta there."  Got some good deals, but really.  I spent longer walking to the warehouse, since I had to park a mile away, than I did actually inside.  Luckily.  Well, I guess that's what you get when you invite 4 million people to  warehouse sale and then only have 4 checkers.  What the Heck?  Yes, heck. 4 CHECKERS!?!?!?
 OH MY HECK!  Yes people, I said heck.  Just got back from this sale.  And it was RI-DONC-U-LUS.  No other word can describe the craziness.  Well, maybe complete mayhem might be better.  Got there a little after 8, and the entire warehouse complex parking lot was full.  Seriously.  Then I got inside and me and oh, about 8 thousand other twenty somethings filled the warehouse shoulder to shoulder.  And all for some cheap, cute clothes.  Insanity.  I actually went for a swim suit I have been eyeing for a while, but didn't want to spend $65 bucks on.  Cause really, I'm way too cheap for that.  But I squeezed my way through the throng, found my swimsuit, and because I'm a heathen, I butted in line and the very front and got outta there.  When I went to checkout the line wrapped all the way around the warehouse inside--TWICE.  No way I was standing in that line.  So yes, I butted.  Big time.  And don't worry, I am aware of Karma, but luckily since I'm Mormon I don't have to worry about that. ;)  So, got my $25 dollar swim suit, a tee-shirt ($15) and another suit top ($15) and I, to quote Stella, "got the f*@$k outta there."  Got some good deals, but really.  I spent longer walking to the warehouse, since I had to park a mile away, than I did actually inside.  Luckily.  Well, I guess that's what you get when you invite 4 million people to  warehouse sale and then only have 4 checkers.  What the Heck?  Yes, heck. 4 CHECKERS!?!?!?So, just wanted to give my readers the heads up about the sale. That's going on today until 5 (which is the time I woulda been there till if I hadn't butted). The deals are good. The warehouse is stiffling hot. The parking ridiculous. But, if you are like me, and can't resist a good sale. Then go if you dare. . . .
 
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My personal theory is that there are times when that particular swear word you used is the only appropriate word in the dictionary. In your case I think it fit just fine!
I live in Seattle but would not dare to go to that sale. You are tough!
Never again. Although, I do love my purchases, but I have serious bad-karma guilt. I couldn't stop talking about it the whole day.
Next time I'm at the store, I'm gonna let someone butt me. Just to even out my karma. At least I hope karma works that way.
Actually, I should let like one person butt me every time I go to the grocery store for a year, and then I can stock up on my good karma. Yes. Good plan.
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