Tuesday, March 31, 2009

MANNERS SHMANNERS

So, yeah, my kids need a serious lesson in tact. And manners. And knowing when to keep their traps shut.

Me: (sitting quietly eating my lunch, and minding my own business.)

Thing1: (at the top of his lungs) Look at that old lady over there! She has lots of wrinkles and gray hair. Is she going to die soon?!

Me: (slouching down as to not be seen, while my face turns bright red, and whisper-yelling like any good mother would) We do NOT say things like that. You know better!

But I have to be honest and say that I was laughing on the inside. Hysterically. Where does he come up with this stuff?

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